Who are these guys?

This page tells you a little more about the peeps appearing on these pages from time to time.

Joe Social:

Thats me, I like talking kak as you can tell, you may call me the narrator. I’m born and bred Capetonian, but I have left this beautiful corner of the world on occassion to have other incarnations in various other not so beautiful corners of the world. I’ve been a property broker, a business owner, an advertising exec, a business development manager, a barman, a bar manager and a pizza delivery guy, amongst many other things. I like to put my own spin on things and that’s how Socialyz.com was born. I hope you enjoy what you read here on the site.

Asstastic:

Asstastic has sharp wit and a keen eye for the absurd… Don’t believe me? Check this out. Hers is the mind that brought you the OuterSpacebook Page (This is Asstastic’s Made up word for outerspace facebook. This is copyrighted so don’t steal it.)

Mahpicki The Side-Kicky:

Sidekick to Asstastic and Joe Social. Star Gazer extraordinaire , Egyptologist and taster of good wine and good sushi. Read more about this awesome character here

TwinMassProducer:

Possessor of flawed logic. Enjoys cranial expansion through hairline. Uber twin mass producer. Couldn’t have happened to a nicer bloke. AKA Alexis.

Dr Phil: (RIP)

One of my mates. Also know as Pilic, Peelip, Pilau Portugai of the Julii or Thrill. Ex psychologist, 80′s freak and part time DJ with Larger. UPDATE: Phil sadly passed away on the 27th of June 2010. He is still with us in spirit (and definately in spirits!) and is still an inspiration to us all.

Larger:

He is just getting bigger everyday. Full time entertainer, he sings like a dream and plays regular gigs around Cape Town. Adrian Larger can be heard Monday to Friday 3pm to 6pm on Zone Radio, Cape Towns Newest Online Radio Station.

The Guest House Owner:

Our Mate the guest house owner provides all our accommodation needs when it’s required.

The Hot Chick:

Theres a hot chick in every story.

Asstopher:

Every town has one. See here for more.

The French Connection:

A new edition to the Socialyz.com team, The French Connection aims to add that international sauce to all that we do.

The Loose Wheel:

Our avid campaigner for National uni-brow day. Like’s to braai and talk a lot of kak.

Amy Wineglass

Lover of wine and best friend to Asstastic and Mahpicky the Side-Kicky