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There’s a new something that is really taking off in the netosphere (I made that up)

If you haven’t already seen the Andy Samberg / The Lonely Island song “Jizz in my pants” video then you really have been under a rock! This parody is now being redone over and over again until everyone is Jizzing in their pants…

First the girls got in on the act by puking in their mouths…

Then it was commercialised for the sale of ms.taken.com rings…

Then Harry Potter got in on the act…

Not to be outdone by The Joker…

…Edward Cullen in Twilight…

and AGAIN!!

Then Bella Swan Gets down with it…

And last but not least, it has now crossed over in classical music with this amazing super talented rendition on the piano…

Clean up on aisle THREE, gotta love it.

I found this on 2oceansvibe. What an awesome vid. I dug out another one for you to enjoy. If this oke keeps it up he may be in with a shout with Britney Spears, or Madonna one day.

So everyone is talking about Susan Boyle, the latest super talent voice on Britains got talent. I have to admit she sings really well and I got a gooseflesh moment when she started. It was total justice to see how shocked everyone was to see how awesome she is. Respect Susan!

Check it out.

Total much more respect to Amanda Holden, I love that chick. She can come visit ANYTIME! She is so cool, she says the ‘P’ word, at 4.06 naughty. She is some real hot totty. When they say Britains got talent theyre actually talking about her.

My fondest memories of living in England were of the English girls, I have a real soft spot for them, Amanda is the perfect example, RESPECT.

Now I know she is married, but she did have an affair once, so I’m still in with a chance.

Check this out.

Looking just peachy Ms Holden

and some more…

Amanda working her ass

and one more…

Not just a piece of meat

Aaah those buggers at news24 again they really find some wierd shit.

This time there is a guy called Artyom Sidorkin (I mean how MADE up is THAT name) who had a SPRUCE tree growing inside him. Not the garden variety shrub mind you, but a fucken SPRUCE tree.

Excerpts:

“Astonished surgeons have removed a two-inch long fir tree growing inside a patient’s lungs.

Doctors thought Artyom Sidorkin, 28, had cancer when he began coughing up blood and complaining of agonising chest pains.

But as they operated to remove a tumour the medics were amazed to discover the perfectly formed spruce thriving inside the lung.

“I blinked three times and thought I was seeing things,” said surgeon Vladimir Kamashev at Izhevsk Hospital in Russia.”

He blinked THREE times? Musta been shocked!

“Doctors believe that Artyom breathed in a tiny seed which then began growing in his lung and that the sharp pains were the plant’s needle-like leaves digging into his lung.

“It was very painful. But to be honest I did not feel any foreign object inside me,” he explained.”

He did not feel a perfectly formed one of THESE inside him…

Arts' Lung Brush

Ok some people might find this funny, I’d prefer to say its well made. I can understand some of the humour in it, but c’mon its a LITTLE far fetched.

Great CGI though. Coulda made it a better looking chick though, she looks kinda mousey.

Ok this is just ridiculous, I mean how do you learn this? I bet you this oke has some serious social problems… anyway good on you matey, that’s one special talent you have there…