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Even the Animal Kingdom is getting in on the Act. Following the death of superstar Michael Jackson, I found this little beauty of a moonwalking BIRD on the Internet.

Enjoy.

I can’t believe this!

All the while that our attention has been diverted onto the death of that uber musical Icon, The King of Pop Michael Jackson, Cuba Gooding Junior has flown under the radar here in Cape Town, totally unnoticed in his latest disguise.

I bring you, alter Ego’s TWO. After we found out that Mark Shuttleworth is in fact Wimbledon Champion Roger Federer [read more here], we now find that Cuba Gooding Jr. is in fact also Lennit Max, South African Community Safety MEC.

Could this be? We all know Mr Gooding is a world class actor, but is he THIS good? I dunno hey, you tell me. I present the evidence at hand…

Lennit Max Safety and Security MEC in South Africa

Cuba Gooding Jr. Hollywood leading man

It’s fairly obvious isn’t it?

After the Great Celebrity Cull of June 2009, headlined by the King of Pop, Michael Jackson, and a c0uple of near misses [Joost] The ANCYL has jumped on the bandwagon amidst rumours of Julis Malema having been shot.

In true grassy knoll fashion, the intellectual  midget Floyd Sivambu had it all covered quite neatly thank you very much.

ANC Youth League president Julius Malema “is not shot and will not be shot by anyone”.

So says league spokesperson Floyd Shivambu, who is less than impressed with rumours that Malema had stopped a bullet at some point over the past two weeks.

In an irate statement at the weekend, Shivambu said: “We would like to send out a very strong warning against those spreading the rumour, or intending to commit such an odious act, that they will never succeed.

“The ANCYL will do everything in its power to protect our president.

“We will investigate and expose the shenanigans that are spreading this rumour and decisively deal with them.”

Genius! Never say never Floyd. Also its has not been shot, not ‘is shot’.

Malema was “worried and concerned” about the rumours, Shivambu told The Star on Sunday.

“No one likes to hear that they have been shot,” he said.

You can say that again.

The King is Dead, long live the King!!

Villified and ridiculed in later life, the end has come, my life would never have been the same without him.

Michael Jackson is dead.

Long LIVE the KING.