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Cuba Gooding Junior Is In Fact A South African Public Servant

30 Jun

I can’t believe this!

All the while that our attention has been diverted onto the death of that uber musical Icon, The King of Pop Michael Jackson, Cuba Gooding Junior has flown under the radar here in Cape Town, totally unnoticed in his latest disguise.

I bring you, alter Ego’s TWO. After we found out that Mark Shuttleworth is in fact Wimbledon Champion Roger Federer [read more here], we now find that Cuba Gooding Jr. is in fact also Lennit Max, South African Community Safety MEC.

Could this be? We all know Mr Gooding is a world class actor, but is he THIS good? I dunno hey, you tell me. I present the evidence at hand…

Lennit Max Safety and Security MEC in South Africa

Lennit Max Safety and Security MEC in South Africa

Cuba Gooding Jr. Hollywood leading man

Cuba Gooding Jr. Hollywood leading man

It’s fairly obvious isn’t it?

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Is Mark Shuttleworth Actually Roger Federer?

15 Jun

Ok this is weird.

I mean for some time now I’ve noticed the similarities in these guys, but lately now I’ve noticed that they ‘just coincidentally’ are never in the same room together. If anyone has a photo of these two guys side by side, in REAL LIFE, i.e. not digitally enhanced please please send it through.

Let’s have a look at the similarities here shall we.

Mark Shuttleworth - African Billionaire and Space explorer, Founder Of Ubuntu

Mark Shuttleworth - African Billionaire and Space explorer, Founder Of Ubuntu

Roger Federer - The Greatest Tennis Player Of All Time

Roger Federer - The Greatest Tennis Player Of All Time

Have you noticed how ‘Mark’ Has a tennis motif on his shirt pocket? The motif has two ‘rackets’ which clearly symbolises his dual personality.

Spooky.

They’re both South African. Well in ‘Roger’s’ case he is supposedly half South African. This gives ‘Mark’ the perfect excuse to explain why he might be spotted in South Africa when posing as Federer, but is actually in SA as Mark.

Think about it that actually made sense. One day you’ll thank me for bringing this to your attention.

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