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A Nintendo Murder Mystery

Joe Social — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 21:05:21 +0000

I know you enjoy the odd inane video as made by our friends over at www.thelonelyisland.com

Remember them? They brought us such classics as Jizz in my pants and my favourite, On a boat.

I dug out this little number from the archives, still makes me laugh. Enjoy.

Star Trek Dude Does A Complete Overkill

Joe Social — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 13:48:43 +0000

My mate the TwinMassProducer sent me this link to an article on the Telegraph. Check it out here.

Take me to your leader

Some dude has made his flat resemble a set from Star Trek.

Apparently Tony Alleynes’ wife left him which made him do this. Perfectly normal reaction to such an event in your life wouldn’t you think? I can’t for the life of me think why she may have given up on the dude.

Now I like my Star Trek as I mentioned here, but this may be a tad overboard. Having said that though, Trekkies worldwide must be fucken thrilled with this guy.

Some of them may even Jizz In Their Pants. [read more about this phenomenon here]

He really looks the part and I think we should be lobbying to have him in the next inevitable installment of Star Trek whenever that might be.

Hell they could even do some film shoots ’round his place.

Not to be confused with this kind of trekkie spotted in the early hours of the morning near mini Nigeria (Parklands for those not in the know)

Take me to your dealer

Umm ja thats like so 2008 man…

[with thanks to TwinMassProducer AKA Alexis]

New Twilight Movie – New Moon Trailer

Joe Social — Sun, 31 May 2009 22:23:56 +0000

For all you Twilight freaks out there, this is the first trailer out for the New Twilight Movie, New Moon.

Its the SUPER SHORT version apparently.

It’s my birthday mumble, kiss me, I love you.

All said whilst Edwards tries not to eat her, no doubt.

Not be be confused with Edward Jizzing in his pants.

UPDATE: The new full length trailer has just been released, check it out here.

Everyone Is Jizzing In Their Pants

Joe Social — Wed, 13 May 2009 13:29:46 +0000

There’s a new something that is really taking off in the netosphere (I made that up)

If you haven’t already seen the Andy Samberg / The Lonely Island song “Jizz in my pants” video then you really have been under a rock! This parody is now being redone over and over again until everyone is Jizzing in their pants…

First the girls got in on the act by puking in their mouths…

Then it was commercialised for the sale of ms.taken.com rings…

Then Harry Potter got in on the act…

Not to be outdone by The Joker…

…Edward Cullen in Twilight…

and AGAIN!!

Then Bella Swan Gets down with it…

And last but not least, it has now crossed over in classical music with this amazing super talented rendition on the piano…

Clean up on aisle THREE, gotta love it.

Jizz In My Pants Response – Puke In My Mouth Girls Get Nasty

Joe Social — Tue, 12 May 2009 23:43:36 +0000

A few weeks ago I carried a story about Andy Samberg’s The Lonely Island video hit “Jizz in my pants” [my article is here] featuring Justin Timberlake and the delectable Molly Sims.

Well guess what? The parody has been parodied.

This time it’s all in aid on ms.taken.com, a fake engagement ring vendor. Nice idea, I’m sure they’re getting tons of press from this. This is why I love the Internet.

Here’s the video.

Sisters are doing it for themselves. Nice work! Belter babes those.

This however is the kingpin funniest movie of the lot. Check the vid on this post. [here]

Andy Samberg Featuring Justin Timberlake

Joe Social — Sun, 03 May 2009 17:12:30 +0000

This is flippen hilarious! Don’t tell your friends or I’ll say you’re a slut…. hahaha

Featuring Justin Timberlake as the Janitor….