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		<title>ANC Youth League Hire Comedian As Spokesperson</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2009 14:14:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Social</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My Good God this has got the be the most hilarious thing I have heard in AGES. This actually happened on LIVE Radio, 702, on Redi Direko&#8217;s show. Remember I wrote an article [here] about the ANC Youth League and how they only open their mouths to change feet? Well this guy takes the cake. [...]]]></description>
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<p>My Good God this has got the be the most hilarious thing I have heard in AGES.</p>
<p>This actually happened on LIVE Radio, 702, on Redi Direko&#8217;s show.</p>
<p>Remember I wrote an article [<a href="http://www.socialyz.com/news-opinion/south-africa/how-old-exactly-are-the-leaders-of-the-anc-youth-league/" onclick="return TrackClick('http%3A%2F%2Fwww.socialyz.com%2Fnews-opinion%2Fsouth-africa%2Fhow-old-exactly-are-the-leaders-of-the-anc-youth-league%2F','here')" target="_blank">here</a>] about the ANC Youth League and how they only open their mouths to change feet? Well this guy takes the cake.</p>
<p>Honestly.</p>
<p>At least the ANC are consistent. Ditto for their Youth League. First we had the Jesse Duarte Rant [<a href="http://www.socialyz.com/media-buzz/rants/jesse-duarte-rant-misses-the-point-completely/" onclick="return TrackClick('http%3A%2F%2Fwww.socialyz.com%2Fmedia-buzz%2Frants%2Fjesse-duarte-rant-misses-the-point-completely%2F','here')" target="_blank">here</a>]. Then we had the Man who made no Sense [<a href="http://www.socialyz.com/media-buzz/rants/anc-spokesman-makes-no-sense-at-all/" onclick="return TrackClick('http%3A%2F%2Fwww.socialyz.com%2Fmedia-buzz%2Frants%2Fanc-spokesman-makes-no-sense-at-all%2F','here')" target="_blank">here</a>].</p>
<p>Now we have the ultimate crowd pleaser, the mister &#8216;I am an ENTERTAINER&#8217; extraordinaire&#8230; the one and only Floyd Shivambu!!!  His Blogger profile seems rather eloquent, have a look <a href="http://www.blogger.com/profile/05071786748618754495" onclick="return TrackClick('http%3A%2F%2Fwww.blogger.com%2Fprofile%2F05071786748618754495','here')" target="_blank">here</a>. I see our Floyd likes a chop and a dop and a bit of a jol.</p>
<p>This has to be heard to be believed.</p>
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<p>The Whole Country 1 &#8211; ANCYL 0</p>
<p>My word he makes Julius Malema look like a Genius. Maybe thats the plan&#8230;</p>

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		<title>Zuma Shower Gel Causes a Stink</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2009 23:38:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Social</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I tentatively carried the link to the Zuma shower gel advert here, half expecting some sort of backlash from the media at some point. I didn&#8217;t expect it less than 24 hours after I posted my first blog referencing it. “We can’t wait. Bring it on. Laugh It Off loves a good legal battle” Justin [...]]]></description>
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<p>I tentatively carried the link to the <a href="http://www.socialyz.com/media-buzz/oh-my-god-they-didnt-just-do-that/" onclick="return TrackClick('http%3A%2F%2Fwww.socialyz.com%2Fmedia-buzz%2Foh-my-god-they-didnt-just-do-that%2F','here')" onclick="return TrackClick('http%3A%2F%2Fwww.socialyz.com%2Fmedia-buzz%2Foh-my-god-they-didnt-just-do-that%2F','Zuma+shower+gel+advert+here')">Zuma shower gel advert here</a>, half expecting some sort of backlash from the media at some point. I didn&#8217;t expect it less than 24 hours after I posted my first blog referencing it.</p>
<blockquote><p>“We can’t wait. Bring it on. Laugh It Off loves a good  legal battle” Justin Nurse</p></blockquote>
<p>Seems our mate Jesse Duarte [<a href="http://www.socialyz.com/media-buzz/rants/jesse-duarte-rant-misses-the-point-completely/" onclick="return TrackClick('http%3A%2F%2Fwww.socialyz.com%2Fmedia-buzz%2Frants%2Fjesse-duarte-rant-misses-the-point-completely%2F','the+level+headed+one')">the level headed one</a>] is witchhunting again and this time it&#8217;s Justin Nurse of <a href="http://www.laughitoff.co.za" onclick="return TrackClick('http%3A%2F%2Fwww.laughitoff.co.za','Laughitoff')">Laughitoff </a>who its being called to book. How about say maybe doing something else Jesse, like perhaps&#8230; trying to help run the flippen country??</p>
<p>The article, <a href="http://www.laughitoff.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/justin-article.gif" onclick="return TrackClick('http%3A%2F%2Fwww.laughitoff.co.za%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F05%2Fjustin-article.gif','posted+here')">posted here</a>, does raise the ugly question, how free is our speech? Heres an excerpt.</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><em>Jane Duncan, executive director  of the The Freedom of expression Institute, says any move by the ANC to sue Laugh lt Off would be “worrying”, particularly in the wake of the SABC’s “rescheduling” of a Special Assignment programme on political satire and the fact that Zuma is suing cartoonist Zapiro for defamation for his “Rape of Justice” cartoon.</em></p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><em>“lf Nurse is now going to run into legal problems, then l think we need to ask ourselves whether we are   going to enjoy freedom of expression under a Zuma presidency,” she says.</em></p>
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<p>The Gel can be bought at Big Blue in Montecasino, and is apparently selling pretty well. I can understand that. Jesse Duarte supposedly bought some. Talk about supporting the &#8216;enemy&#8217;.</p>
<p>Russell Norton, an attorney specialising in intellectual property at attorneys Spoor and Fisher, believes that though the shower gel may escape litigation, the video has “gone too far”. Have a looksee for yourself <a href="http://www.socialyz.com/media-buzz/oh-my-god-they-didnt-just-do-that/" onclick="return TrackClick('http%3A%2F%2Fwww.socialyz.com%2Fmedia-buzz%2Foh-my-god-they-didnt-just-do-that%2F','here')" onclick="return TrackClick('http%3A%2F%2Fwww.socialyz.com%2Fmedia-buzz%2Foh-my-god-they-didnt-just-do-that%2F','Zuma+shower+gel+advert+here')">here</a>.</p>

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		<title>Jesse Duarte Rant, misses the point completely.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Apr 2009 13:35:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Social</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The latest Internet based ANC media &#8216;episode&#8217; involves ANC spokeswoman Jesse Duarte. She recently missed the point, lost the plot and showed herself to be oversensitive to a question regarding whether Jacob Zuma read responses to his blog. She turned this rather innocent question on it&#8217;s head, bemoaning the fact that people though JZ can&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
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<p>The latest Internet based ANC media &#8216;episode&#8217; involves ANC spokeswoman Jesse Duarte.</p>
<p>She recently missed the point, lost the plot and showed herself to be oversensitive to a question regarding  whether Jacob Zuma read responses to his blog. She turned this rather innocent question on it&#8217;s head, bemoaning the fact that people though JZ can&#8217;t read, then turned it in a race issue. How you feeling now Jesse?</p>
<p>Maybe the fact that she was expecting a bait from The Times journalist pre-empted this little rant.</p>
<p>Enjoy.</p>
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