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FHM Modelbook chicks got enough votes to get themselves into the FHM 100 Sexiest Women in the World 2011 list. FHM must be so proud!

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I found this clip. Basically, it’s all about clubbing with villains.

This video has them all, and it’s pretty cool, quite catchy and by the second time the chorus comes around you’ll definitely be singing along. This song contains all the villians from films ( and tv series)  such as;  Star Wars, Batman, The little mermaid ( yes I know I was surprised too ) , The Simpsons, Lord of The Rings, Hannibal, Harry Potter etc..

It’s all about partying with Villians, I certainly know a few…and it even features a hot Chick

Hope you enjoyed this as much as I did

Damn I have Competition.

Look, it’s fairly obvious who is the hottest woman on the planet right now. Not only can she braai chicken, drink beer and wake up looking like a million bucks, but Megan Fox (well chosen surname there I might add) is also now single.

Sorry for you Brian Austin Green.

I'm sorry Brian, I'm just not feeling it anymore, it's not you it's me...

I have real sleepless nights regarding which is my favourite, this young lady or Bar Rafaeli [more here], but I think Meg just shades it. It has nothing to do with her mutterings on her desire to date Angelina Jolie as you can read here. I’ll admit I’m slightly uncomfortable with her being a rival of mine now for the affections of all the super hottie hollywood ladies on there sleeping arounds of hollywood.

How can I compete with THIS? These pictures were taken when she was spotted in Paris on the  promotional tour for the new Tranformers movie, called Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen.

Can it get any better than this??? I doubt it.

Besides her obvious desire to get it on with Jolie, Megan has famously said such profound things as:

‘I mean, I could see myself in a relationship with a girl — Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She’s mesmerising.

Olivia wawaweewa Wilde! Mountain oxes the world over are nervous as fuck.

Specifically a mountian ox.  Am I the only one to pick up on the ‘Wilde Mountain Ox’ connection? Thats a headline right there. I’ll give Megan some kudos here[more on kudos here], she has a pretty descriptive way of saying things. I must say I can see why.

Mountain oxes better watch the fuck out. There are now at least TWO people willing to strangle mountain oxes to get closer to Olivia.

Olivias response?

I came into my trailer at House the morning after that article came out and one of our writers had done an illustration on my mirror of a mountain ox saying, ‘Save me, save me. Please, Olivia, make out with Megan!’ ” Though Wilde is a little skeptical of the recent girl-crush fad, she’s always willing to pitch in for a cause: “Of course, anything I can do to save the mountain ox, I’m happy to do.”

Just in case you were wondering, like I was, whether Marisa Tomei is real, the answer is…. maybe.

I was watching ‘Only You’ on telly this morning, and being a big Marisa Tomei fan, I did a bit of a look around to get some pics and info about her to post. All I can say is that for a 44 year old the woman looks like a dream.

She is pulling a serious Benjamin Button vibe here and seems to be ageing BACKWARDS!

Not only is she shit hot, she is also an Oscar winner for her role in My Cousin Vinny, and she has picked up two other Oscar Nominations, the latest one for The Wrestler. Beauty and brains.

Now if you haven’t seen the movie The Wrestler, you had best get on your bike cos she gets her kit off.

Like this…

44 and still looking oh so good

Megan Fox does that whole tattoo your whole body vibe for real. You can see what I mean here.  Marisa here is just too classy for that. Aren’t you my girl…

Wow what a stunning natural beauty, unlike say Priscilla Presley for example (and this is just an example)

Jaw Augmentation, Elvis Style

She is looking decidely Elvis like with that jaw vibe going down. If you go to her website it claims…

Beauty and Priscilla Presley are almost synonymous. Delve into her secrets with beauty tips and sample her designer line of fragrance and jewelry.

Ummm Ja ok you keep telling yourself that.

So lets look at a comparison of Marisa then and now, barely any evidence of anything cosmetic going down. Now thats what I call a bona fide hot chick.

Marisa Tomei, ageing gracefully

and again…

Getting ready to try the Marisa Tomei shaped door around the back of my place

This chick can come visit anytime. There’s a Marisa Tomei shaped door ’round the back of my place, if you can fit through it, and you look remotely like her (and you’re a chick) you’re welcome anytime.

Did you notice what I did there with the apostrophe? It’s a bugbear of mine seeing how people don’t seem to understand how to use these things anymore. Here’s a quick ‘how to’.

it’s = it is
its = belonging to it
you’re = you are
your = belonging to you
yore = fucken ages ago
Yoh! = spotted a hot chick

Remind me to tell you about the drinking par system. You’ll (see that?) like it.

Oh and incidentally, A LOT is two words.

Marisa is unmarried, but dating some young dude about half her age. Lucky fucker. It might have something to do with this…

Unbelievably, she is 44. You wouldn't say it based on the evidence at 'hand'

Maybe, but not definitely.

Oh and by the way, talking about showing signs of age, don’t EVER do this, it’s just so wrong.

Don't ever do this in front of a camera if you wanna score chicks

I tried to post this video last week but it kept getting deleted. Maybe this time will be different.

Because you made it through Monday unscathed, you deserve this. Some people reckon she is flipping burgers, I think it’s chicken. As I said here.

You can also see that she has the Dimples Of Joy. [as described in these articles here]

Geez I looked everywhere for a perfect example of a celeb with the Dimples Of Venus. Then this pops up. Its a sign.

Hell I deserve this.

As Thrill [read more about him here] would say, after seeing something like this… We’re getting the band back together.

Today is a big day for me. I found this cool blog about South Africa’s beauties. Now we all know about the Charlize Theron’s of the world, but they had to start somewhere right? How about this?

Posing with Proteas?? Thats like so Rooi Rose 1991

So I had a little looksee through the site to see what other treats awaited. It was pretty tough to beat the homepage / header pic… talk about enticing.

Yes please!!

If anyone can enlighten me on the names or circumstances of the ladies or this pic, please mail me at joe@socialyz.com or leave a comment below. My favourite? I’ll start from the left…

I was watching the Weather Girls the other day on 2oceansvibe and Seth featured the absolutely stunning Genevieve Morton.

So I thought I’d do a little digging and find some photos of the lady and post them here for general enjoyment and appreciation. She is a remarkably talented young lady. Not only that, she seems pretty lucid and humourous which is a winner in my book. So not just beauty (and shape) but she has brains too. Now thats a real Cape Town hottie for you (BTW I know she isn’t FROM Cape Town but she is here NOW which makes her a Cape Town Hottie) All hot chicks gravitate towards Cape Town, EVERYONE knows that.

Here’s the link to the post of the Weather Girls I wrote about the fox.

And here gentlemen (and some ‘ladies’) here are the pictures of Ms Genevieve Gorgeous Morton for your viweing pleasure.

Gen was begging to be let in

Working a white bikini

Just Chillin' after trying so hard to get in

My fave News Source, News24 is carrying this article about Lindsay Lohan being back into chasing men. Lohan switches to men: Entertainment: Celeb News: News24.

Apparently she was spotted stalking, umm talking to a guy that she eventually left with.

“At the after-party she focused her attentions on a good looking young guy and the pair were quickly introduced. After swapping numbers they were texting throughout – from opposite sides of the swimming pool.”

Lindsay and her new friend hit it off so well they left the event together and reportedly ended up at the actor’s lavish hotel room.

Searching for Mr Right...now!

This comes a week after she tried it on with Leo DiCaprio.

“As soon as Lindsay saw Leo she was like a bee to honey. When she spotted him in a dark corner of the club she headed straight for him. She quickly monopolised his conversation and made sure she had him all to herself,” a source said.

However, Lindsay – who has sparked concern after partying hard following her split from Samantha – was left disappointed when the actor shunned her advances and left to spend time with girlfriend Bar Refaeli.

“They talked and Lindsay danced in front of him, but nothing happened. They went home separately,” a source added.

This is why Leo was so keen to get back to his babe. Enough said.

The gorgeous Ms Rafaeli

Work that Bikini

Work that camera

Incidentally CNN reports that it’s not mens faults for liking chicks in bikinis.

“New research shows that, in men, the brain areas associated with handling tools and the intention to perform actions light up when viewing images of women in bikinis.”

Article vindicating all men can be found here.