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It’s a laugh a minute here at the political desk… breaking news just in, Julius Malema might or might not have said something about Jacob Zuma.

IOL.co.za is reporting that Malema is taking a swipe at Zuma over his support of the ‘imperialists’ and the way the Libya crisis is unfolding… Check the story out here.

Meanwhile, not to be outdone, News24 is reporting that nooooo he didn’t say these things at all. Our man Floyd is quick to point out that all the journalists who took the words down are wrong. Check it out here.

In Floyds own words:

“He [Malema] never said that. He never said anything about all those things,” Shivambu told Sapa, claiming that The Star reporter was not at the conference.

But the English daily said three journalists had worked on the story and one of them had attended the conference and had made notes of Malema’s comments.

So who to believe?

I think there is a third force in the ANCYL… and it’s being led by none other than JuJu Junior…

Shup shup!

Fledgling Floyd and JuJu Junior - Shup Shup!

After the Great Celebrity Cull of June 2009, headlined by the King of Pop, Michael Jackson, and a c0uple of near misses [Joost] The ANCYL has jumped on the bandwagon amidst rumours of Julis Malema having been shot.

In true grassy knoll fashion, the intellectual  midget Floyd Sivambu had it all covered quite neatly thank you very much.

ANC Youth League president Julius Malema “is not shot and will not be shot by anyone”.

So says league spokesperson Floyd Shivambu, who is less than impressed with rumours that Malema had stopped a bullet at some point over the past two weeks.

In an irate statement at the weekend, Shivambu said: “We would like to send out a very strong warning against those spreading the rumour, or intending to commit such an odious act, that they will never succeed.

“The ANCYL will do everything in its power to protect our president.

“We will investigate and expose the shenanigans that are spreading this rumour and decisively deal with them.”

Genius! Never say never Floyd. Also its has not been shot, not ‘is shot’.

Malema was “worried and concerned” about the rumours, Shivambu told The Star on Sunday.

“No one likes to hear that they have been shot,” he said.

You can say that again.