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After the Great Celebrity Cull of June 2009, headlined by the King of Pop, Michael Jackson, and a c0uple of near misses [Joost] The ANCYL has jumped on the bandwagon amidst rumours of Julis Malema having been shot.

In true grassy knoll fashion, the intellectual  midget Floyd Sivambu had it all covered quite neatly thank you very much.

ANC Youth League president Julius Malema “is not shot and will not be shot by anyone”.

So says league spokesperson Floyd Shivambu, who is less than impressed with rumours that Malema had stopped a bullet at some point over the past two weeks.

In an irate statement at the weekend, Shivambu said: “We would like to send out a very strong warning against those spreading the rumour, or intending to commit such an odious act, that they will never succeed.

“The ANCYL will do everything in its power to protect our president.

“We will investigate and expose the shenanigans that are spreading this rumour and decisively deal with them.”

Genius! Never say never Floyd. Also its has not been shot, not ‘is shot’.

Malema was “worried and concerned” about the rumours, Shivambu told The Star on Sunday.

“No one likes to hear that they have been shot,” he said.

You can say that again.

I thought this was rather amusing, in light of the recent Floyd Shivambu brain meltdown on Redi Direkos 702 radio show, where he insisted that sleeping around is sleeping around, about 20 times. Check it out here.

As you’re most probably aware all of this was over recent comments Helen Zille made regarding Jacob Zuma, HIV / AIDS and peoples behaviour in that regard.

SO I thought I’d check out the ANC Youth League website to see exactly what their policy on HIV / AIDS  is.

This is it.

Such a lot to say...

The entire page is in fact, empty. Now there’s a surprise.

This goes a long way to explaining the incoherrent mutterings coming from the crew at ANC YL.

Oh you can also download music (hopefully legal) and organise a DJ from the site. Multitasking to the MAX.

Thank you ANC Youth League.

So here I was sitting thinking my good God this day is going to get out of control, what with my escapades Doodleside (that’s Tuesday night happy hour at Doodles Beachfront with Francois of Bands4Africa playing legendary music) when I logged onto www.slxs.co.za, one of my favourite Cape Town websites, to find THIS…

No under 'NO" Allowed

Oh my word I have a stitch.

So they quite cleverly tried to add TWO questions in one here. Very very sneaky Mr ANC Youth League website designer dude. I think perhaps the superiorly intellectual ANC Youth League Spokesman Floyd Shivambu may have had a hand in this. Remember his little ‘sleeping around is sleeping around’ rant here?

I’d be thrilled senseless to hear his take on this!

You’ll notice they have no advertisers. I wonder why not? Except themselves of course. It looks like all the dudes on the T shirts below are having a FAT party.

Incidently they don’t seem to think there are voters OVER 40.

This smacks of just saying something for the sakes of saying it, but hey I guess that’s their policy.

At the time of writing this was still live on their website. Keep your finger on the pulse boys.

Do you do childrens parties?

My Good God this has got the be the most hilarious thing I have heard in AGES.

This actually happened on LIVE Radio, 702, on Redi Direko’s show.

Remember I wrote an article [here] about the ANC Youth League and how they only open their mouths to change feet? Well this guy takes the cake.

Honestly.

At least the ANC are consistent. Ditto for their Youth League. First we had the Jesse Duarte Rant [here]. Then we had the Man who made no Sense [here].

Now we have the ultimate crowd pleaser, the mister ‘I am an ENTERTAINER’ extraordinaire… the one and only Floyd Shivambu!!!  His Blogger profile seems rather eloquent, have a look here. I see our Floyd likes a chop and a dop and a bit of a jol.

This has to be heard to be believed.

The Whole Country 1 – ANCYL 0

My word he makes Julius Malema look like a Genius. Maybe thats the plan…