South Africas Answer To Chuck Norris
25 Jun
Wow this oke is the shit!
The Times is reporting that a dude Called Roy Sampson went all ‘vigilante and shit’ on some criminals and managed to ‘slit ones throat’ and ‘stab the other fucker twice in the eye…
Hardcore dude!
Now either this is fabrication city or we have a bona fide hero on our hands. Heres the article.
A MARTIAL arts expert, who claims he took on seven armed hijackers, told The Times that it was his skill and sheer luck that saved his life.
The father of one, Roy Sampson, who trained in tactical pistol shooting in the US and is skilled at martial arts, yesterday spoke of his ordeal of a week ago. He said he slit the throat of one of the hijackers and stabbed another twice in the eye.
The seven men apparently pounced on Sampson, 34, an earth-moving equipment salesman, while he was on his way to visit a client near the Olifantsfontein off-ramp in Midrand last Wednesday.
Read more here…
Dude I dunno if the fact he is an Earth Moving Equipment salesman has anything to do with proceedings.
Incidentally no-one else saw a thing (deffo not the dude with his new eyes issues) and the cops ‘haven’t found any bodies…’
