Susan Boyle last night sensationally lost the final of the show that made her – Britain’s Got Talent.

All this while I was watching the Bulls rip the Chiefs apart in the Super 14 Final.

Despite an assured reprise of “I Dreamed a Dream”, the song that made her a YouTube phenomenon, she was defeated by the dance troupe Diversity, and so will not get to sing for the Queen, after all. The 10-strong troupe from Essex stood open-mouthed with disbelief as they realised they would leave with a £100,000 cheque and a booking at the Royal Variety Performance.

“The best people won”, she said, before wishing them “all the best”.

Eggs chickens hatched etc. Something like that.

Fresh from her makeover [here], she got to grips (a little shakily) with her Semi Final performance in Britains Got Talent and ended it off with gusto.

Barely 5 minutes after she was on telly in the UK for the semi finals of Britains got Talent, this vid was on youtube…

..and of course twitter went apeshit and she was trending the top of the list in like 3 seconds. Are we gonna see her become a full on star or will she be the Twitter / Social Media superstar?

I guess only time will tell. It’s a pity the clip didn’t show the judges comments but she went through so more Susan Boyle Mania awaits in the future!

I can only imagine how our Local South Africas Got Talent show will be later this year. More here and here on that!

Ok this is the LAST Susan Boyle post I’m going to make but I had to post this as its got a nice little cameo by Amanda Holden.

Amanda is looking hot as usual. Susan aint doing too badly now she has had her makeover and now looks like this…

Susan had the best makeover ever

Only kidding, thats the Goddess Bar Rafaeli, check some more pics of her here.

Heres the real Susan Boyle makeoever pic.

Susan is sorted

and last but not least, a clip on the matter, featuring the lovely Ms Amanda Holden.

Nice to see she upped her game on Britians Got Talent but then she has had 22 years of practise.

Nice one Susie.

You can see some shameless Susan Boyle and Piers Morgan self promotion here.

You can see Susan’s South Park reference debut here

and not to mention, most importantly, Amanda Holden.

The latest ‘celeb’ to hit the storyline of South Park is Susan Boyle. If you’re mentioned on South Park you have made it.

While we are at it, did I mention I rather like Amanda Holden?

If you’ve been under a rock, Susan Boyle is the latest Internet superstar. This is her. She sings like an absolute gem. I posted a video of her singing here, along with Amanda Holden, the woman of joy.

There was something about her...

So Piers wants to kiss her. That’s all good and well mate but really, IF you actually went through with this and the rather frumpy looking ‘young lady’ actually made a move on you, would you go through with it?

He says this:

“I’ve decided to extend an invitation to Susan to take her out for a meal – a very romantic restaurant, I think, with some roses, some fine wine, some glamorous waiters, and to offer her the chance to break her kissing duck with these little things.

“So Susan, if you’re watching, I’m available,”

After a little more digging I found that SHE had made the first move the little minx, Piers himself reports from his website that she ‘put herself out there’.

Piers wrote: “Susan Boyle, a spinster who has never been kissed, has named me as the man she wants to end this unfortunate situation with. `Piers is gorgeous,’ she cooed, `I remember when he first came on America’s Got Talent and I thinking, `He looks really nice, I wonder who he is?

“I was too embarrassed to tell him how I felt when I was at my audition but I had my hair curled especially for the show.

Here is a Pic of piers upon hearing she wants to get it on with him.

A nervous looking Piers Morgan doing it for his country.

The former newspaper editor confessed that he was “genuinely flattered” by Susan’s comments. ummm Ja sure you were mate. It seems just mentioning Susan Boyle nowadays is good for business. Susan Boyle. Not to be confused with Susan Boyle the artist, who is probably loving the spin off business she is getting. Susan Boyle.

Check it out.

Total much more respect to Amanda Holden, I love that chick. She can come visit ANYTIME! She is so cool, she says the ‘P’ word, at 4.06 naughty. She is some real hot totty. When they say Britains got talent theyre actually talking about her.

My fondest memories of living in England were of the English girls, I have a real soft spot for them, Amanda is the perfect example, RESPECT.

Now I know she is married, but she did have an affair once, so I’m still in with a chance.

Check this out.

Looking just peachy Ms Holden

and some more…

Amanda working her ass

and one more…

Not just a piece of meat