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You’ll remember I did a piece on Marisa Tomei and how fantastic she looks at 44 [here] and how she finally went naked at 44 on the big screen.

Well a few nights ago I went with some friends to watch The Proposal. At first I was less than enamoured with the idea of seeing Sandra Bullock (having not seen her on screen for a while) in a Romantic Comedy.

You see I thought she was past it. How wrong could I been?

So Seeing as all my movie watching mates were girls I though what the hell not.

Here’s a trailer in case you havent seen the movie.

Now it might have something to do with women turning 44. But Sandra decided to go naked in this movie (her first nudie). She didn’t quite pull off the show us yer tits love performance that  Marisa did, but then again her character wasn’t as rough as Tomei’s in the Wrestler.

Maybe its something hollywood actresses need to do to get out of their system. Something that’s for sure, is that at this age they have certainly had plenty time to tone and do whatever is is to look so damn fine. Either way I’m not complaining.

Beforehand this was my favourite pic of the gal.

An almost naked hot Sandra Bullock

Now that’s what I’m talking about. Imagine my absolute delight then to see our dear Sandra as God intended, practically naked. Now I warn you this is a spoiler, probably not safe for work, rather funny, and therefore all too watchable. It’s the shower scene from The Proposal.

God that Ryan Reynolds is an inspiration to all men to get into gym. He of the 8 pack. Not to mention he is tapping ‘you know who’. I almost wrote about her here.

Here is the money scene.

She is 44, damn the woman is looking fine. Seems to be a trend in Hollywood. 44 is the new 24.

Might have to trade my future ‘favourite’ tag from Bar Rafaeli here.

Ok it’s not my couch it just LOOKS like my couch.

…and she looks like my chick. Well the one in my head at least.

There’s not really anything more I can tell you about this clip, other than the money shot is at 1.08. Back dimples ahoy!!

I have no idea what this video is supposed to be about but damn she does it well!

Happy weekend!

Damn I have Competition.

Look, it’s fairly obvious who is the hottest woman on the planet right now. Not only can she braai chicken, drink beer and wake up looking like a million bucks, but Megan Fox (well chosen surname there I might add) is also now single.

Sorry for you Brian Austin Green.

I'm sorry Brian, I'm just not feeling it anymore, it's not you it's me...

I have real sleepless nights regarding which is my favourite, this young lady or Bar Rafaeli [more here], but I think Meg just shades it. It has nothing to do with her mutterings on her desire to date Angelina Jolie as you can read here. I’ll admit I’m slightly uncomfortable with her being a rival of mine now for the affections of all the super hottie hollywood ladies on there sleeping arounds of hollywood.

How can I compete with THIS? These pictures were taken when she was spotted in Paris on the  promotional tour for the new Tranformers movie, called Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen.

Can it get any better than this??? I doubt it.

Besides her obvious desire to get it on with Jolie, Megan has famously said such profound things as:

‘I mean, I could see myself in a relationship with a girl — Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She’s mesmerising.

Olivia wawaweewa Wilde! Mountain oxes the world over are nervous as fuck.

Specifically a mountian ox.  Am I the only one to pick up on the ‘Wilde Mountain Ox’ connection? Thats a headline right there. I’ll give Megan some kudos here[more on kudos here], she has a pretty descriptive way of saying things. I must say I can see why.

Mountain oxes better watch the fuck out. There are now at least TWO people willing to strangle mountain oxes to get closer to Olivia.

Olivias response?

I came into my trailer at House the morning after that article came out and one of our writers had done an illustration on my mirror of a mountain ox saying, ‘Save me, save me. Please, Olivia, make out with Megan!’ ” Though Wilde is a little skeptical of the recent girl-crush fad, she’s always willing to pitch in for a cause: “Of course, anything I can do to save the mountain ox, I’m happy to do.”

Oh my goodness get out my best suit Bar Rafaeli is back on the block.

Geezus where were my advance warnings systems? Why am I only hearing about his NOW? How much valuable time have I lost?

Damn in triplicate!

There is something about this girl that is just beyond comparison. People often ask me why I’m single and it’s pretty obvious really. How can I settle with just one person when Bar Rafaeli is unmarried?

I’m still in with a chance.

Yes, she must be waiting for me.

Well its with great pride and joy that I announce that her and Leonardo Dicaprio (until now my absolute hero, now my absolute forever ever hero) have announced they are taking some time out. See I knew she would come around. It’s the article I wrote about her here that did it. Or maybe it’s the more humane side I showed here. Either way I can’t be totally sure that she reads my blog, rubbing shoulders with Jackie Collins and Ringo Starr (ok not Ringo but still) but I can certainly tell you that as long as she is professionally showing off her body, I’ll unprofessionally be talking about it.

Case in point.

Leo you screwed up this time buddy

Now the thing I love about my future girlfriend here, is how she seems to have these amazing powers over things around her. It’s a totally new thing, I call it ‘Raising the Bar’. If you hear anyone copying my saying you know what it really means. It’s about me and Bar Rafaeli and our future together, under the Sun, with her wet… you know the drill.

Check how she makes the Sun look so good, yes THE SUN!!

Thought you might enjoy that

Now not one to be content with just still life snapshots, I dug out this video for your pure office enjoment. CAUTION though, not to be watched with other work mates, they may stare aghast at your animal like gape.

Keep it under control.

This video is hardcore to the max. I have to warn you that if you suffer from a weak heart then grab those pills, strap yourself in, make sure youre ALONE in the room and enjoy. Preferably slackjawed.

There’s a half dimple of venus shot at 15 seconds, a total money shot at 34 seconds and pure debauchery at 1.16 seconds.

This shit should be illegal man.

It begs the obvious question, has Leonardo DiCaprio lost the plot? All this because she apparently wanted to move in with him. You silly silly man.

I’m starting to like Leonardo DiCaprio (he of Bar Rafaeli fame, whom I referenced in this Susan Boyle post here and this Lohan post here) more and more. Not just cos he is tapping Bar Rafaeli mind you, but the lucky bastard is also involved in funding, producing and narrating The 11th Hour, which was put on by DiCaprio and crew.

Well you’ll be happy to know you can actually get involved. You can visit http://11thhouraction.com/ and sign up and necome an activist.

I’m already involved in this kind of thing and it warms my heart to see the big names involved behind this venture. Incidentally I wrote a piece about Rocking the Daisies, my favourite Carbon Neutral Eco Friendlyish music festival.

Oh and Coldplay playing over the exit credits, love it.

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My fave News Source, News24 is carrying this article about Lindsay Lohan being back into chasing men. Lohan switches to men: Entertainment: Celeb News: News24.

Apparently she was spotted stalking, umm talking to a guy that she eventually left with.

“At the after-party she focused her attentions on a good looking young guy and the pair were quickly introduced. After swapping numbers they were texting throughout – from opposite sides of the swimming pool.”

Lindsay and her new friend hit it off so well they left the event together and reportedly ended up at the actor’s lavish hotel room.

Searching for Mr Right...now!

This comes a week after she tried it on with Leo DiCaprio.

“As soon as Lindsay saw Leo she was like a bee to honey. When she spotted him in a dark corner of the club she headed straight for him. She quickly monopolised his conversation and made sure she had him all to herself,” a source said.

However, Lindsay – who has sparked concern after partying hard following her split from Samantha – was left disappointed when the actor shunned her advances and left to spend time with girlfriend Bar Refaeli.

“They talked and Lindsay danced in front of him, but nothing happened. They went home separately,” a source added.

This is why Leo was so keen to get back to his babe. Enough said.

The gorgeous Ms Rafaeli

Work that Bikini

Work that camera

Incidentally CNN reports that it’s not mens faults for liking chicks in bikinis.

“New research shows that, in men, the brain areas associated with handling tools and the intention to perform actions light up when viewing images of women in bikinis.”

Article vindicating all men can be found here.