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Ok it’s not my couch it just LOOKS like my couch.

…and she looks like my chick. Well the one in my head at least.

There’s not really anything more I can tell you about this clip, other than the money shot is at 1.08. Back dimples ahoy!!

I have no idea what this video is supposed to be about but damn she does it well!

Happy weekend!

Oh my goodness get out my best suit Bar Rafaeli is back on the block.

Geezus where were my advance warnings systems? Why am I only hearing about his NOW? How much valuable time have I lost?

Damn in triplicate!

There is something about this girl that is just beyond comparison. People often ask me why I’m single and it’s pretty obvious really. How can I settle with just one person when Bar Rafaeli is unmarried?

I’m still in with a chance.

Yes, she must be waiting for me.

Well its with great pride and joy that I announce that her and Leonardo Dicaprio (until now my absolute hero, now my absolute forever ever hero) have announced they are taking some time out. See I knew she would come around. It’s the article I wrote about her here that did it. Or maybe it’s the more humane side I showed here. Either way I can’t be totally sure that she reads my blog, rubbing shoulders with Jackie Collins and Ringo Starr (ok not Ringo but still) but I can certainly tell you that as long as she is professionally showing off her body, I’ll unprofessionally be talking about it.

Case in point.

Leo you screwed up this time buddy

Now the thing I love about my future girlfriend here, is how she seems to have these amazing powers over things around her. It’s a totally new thing, I call it ‘Raising the Bar’. If you hear anyone copying my saying you know what it really means. It’s about me and Bar Rafaeli and our future together, under the Sun, with her wet… you know the drill.

Check how she makes the Sun look so good, yes THE SUN!!

Thought you might enjoy that

Now not one to be content with just still life snapshots, I dug out this video for your pure office enjoment. CAUTION though, not to be watched with other work mates, they may stare aghast at your animal like gape.

Keep it under control.

This video is hardcore to the max. I have to warn you that if you suffer from a weak heart then grab those pills, strap yourself in, make sure youre ALONE in the room and enjoy. Preferably slackjawed.

There’s a half dimple of venus shot at 15 seconds, a total money shot at 34 seconds and pure debauchery at 1.16 seconds.

This shit should be illegal man.

It begs the obvious question, has Leonardo DiCaprio lost the plot? All this because she apparently wanted to move in with him. You silly silly man.

I tried to post this video last week but it kept getting deleted. Maybe this time will be different.

Because you made it through Monday unscathed, you deserve this. Some people reckon she is flipping burgers, I think it’s chicken. As I said here.

You can also see that she has the Dimples Of Joy. [as described in these articles here]

Geez I looked everywhere for a perfect example of a celeb with the Dimples Of Venus. Then this pops up. Its a sign.

Hell I deserve this.

As Thrill [read more about him here] would say, after seeing something like this… We’re getting the band back together.

If your’e anything like me, and I KNOW you are, you like back dimples.

I recently found out that this wonderful phenomenon is called the Dimples Of Venus.

I have to say that again, the Dimples Of Venus. This Venus musta been quite the babe. Anyway after learning all about it on the most informative show on Cape Town television Netvision (I made that up) 2oceansvibe Weather Girls, I decided to do a little research and find out some more.

First I stumbled across Backdimples.co.uk, a rather confusingly put together but well inspired website devoted solely to these wonderful depressions.The better put together but far less inspiring pictorially is Dimplegirls.

Wikipedia tells us more: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dimples_of_Venus

The dimples of Venus (also known as booty dimples, back dimples, or butt dimples) are sagittally symmetrical indentations sometimes visible on the human lower back, just superior to the gluteal cleft. They are directly superficial to the two sacroiliac joints, the sites where the sacrum attaches to the ilium of the pelvis.

The term “dimples of Venus,” while informal, is a historically accepted name within the medical profession for the superficial topography of the sacroiliac joints. The Latin name is fossae lumbales laterales (“lateral lumbar indentations”). These indentations are created by a short ligament stretching between the posterior superior iliac spine and the skin.[1]

Dimples of Venus are often considered a sexually desirable feature for women. The dimples are more common in women than men, but they are rare overall.

Well there’s a helluva lot of s alliteration there. What a wonderfully descriptive piece.

Now let’s move on to the money shot shall we?

Calm down please, thank you

None other than Jessica Biel has it…

Biel Back Dimples

I could wax lyrical about the advantages of having Jessica Biel on our screens but I’ll reserve that for another day…