It’s Asstastic again and I’m here to inform you that the TwinMassProducer has his birthday on Thursday and we will be celebrating in style on Saturday Ekse! The TwinMassProducer has a knack for making us laugh here in the office and he certainly does have a way with words. He makes pirates look like saints! [...]
Have you heard the me neither joke? Joe Social and I always make a point of asking people if they’ve heard it in any conversations we are having and we are also very carefull not to get caugh out with it. I tend to talk in my sleep and last night I was happily talking [...]
My bestest best vino buddy and I were sipping some wine, trying very hard to look through the telescope (that doesn’t want to fucking work) and then Mahpicki showed me this really cool video.( Mahpicki is the Mahpukis’ side-kicky ) This is not safe for work, the first word they use is fuck. So please [...]
Joe Social and the TwinMassProducer were arsing about in the kitchen, Joe Social was trying to demonstrate how you can get someone back if you owe them one. Definitely try this at home or at your place of work! Next time you’re out with friends, family, at your place of work or at the
What to do in Cape Town on the most stunning summers day ever???? Well I was sitting here wondering that EXACT thing when Asstastic suggested we head down to Doodles for some sundowners… So I thought about it… various things have gone down at this place, such as the infamous finger scratching video… and [...]
We all love them, those perfect bodies, the skimpy outfits, the beautiful faces and the perfectly rounded boobs. Most men fantasise about them and most women want to be them. Any magazine that has a picture of half naked chicks in it is something I avoid but every now and again I can’t help but [...]
