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I don’t know if you’ve seen the new Lady Gaga Music video Paparazzi.

Well I did a search around to find the thing as I had heard all sorts of awful things about it.

Firstly I heard she totally prostituted herself and kissed no less than three different men in the video, including two who disturbingly look just like her, and who are probably twins. That raises all sorts of taboos and illegal issues.

Secondly she basically wears nothing in a few Britneyesque couch shots that are nothing short of pornographic.

Thirdly she even goes further into the taboos with disabilities, people KILLING THEMSELVES and pseudo andriod styles later in the video.

I had already decided pre watching the thing that I would rip the shit outta her and denounce her as she satan. Having watched it though I have noticed one or two things. Firstly she is clearly the meat in a Britney Madonna sandwich. Lady Gaga has done a marvelous job in positioning herself squarely between the two. Unfortunately for our Britney, she has done a far better job on this song in getting herself into the Madonna style. You don’t have to be Einsteins offspring to see why.She even sounds like the chick, but it’s the gratuitous sexual undertones that I’m talking about. Remember her and the disco stick?

This song unfortunately impressed me and ear fucked me to the point of shower humming. That’s disturbing.

I think it’s a marvelous parody on paparazzi and the pursuit of fame. It even reaches comedic proportions when she is announced as being back!! For no less henious a crime than murdering her would be murderer, and being loved for it.

It’s a sad endictment of the times we live in, all set to a catchy pop melody.

What do you think? No humming along at the office now y’hear. I fear I’ll be hearing this all over the radio soon.

Still from the Zumanizer shoot

I listened to some ANC spokesperson dude chatting to a Times reporter about the Zuma Shower Gel Advert.You can listen to it below.

I wrote an article about this before which you can read here.

I had to listen to this TWICE just to make sure I heard it properly.  It seems to me that if you want to work for the ANC as a spokesperson in any manner, you need to know how to royally fuck up your public mutterings. Firstly I don’t know who this dude is that is being interviewed here, but I know he makes no sense.

He says the ANC are investigating taking legal advice. Is that not legal advice already? Or are they asking someone who isn’t involved in legal advice whether they should take some legal advice on this matter?

Dude I know English might not be your first language, but really, youre a SPOKESMAN. Surely you need to be qualified to be the ruling parties spokesperson. Oh hang on I forgot about the chop Jesse and her rant. Maybe all you need to be is blindly faithful to your handler leader. Maybe this dude is after her job? Listen to her rant here and judge her for yourself.

He carries on about the shower scene like its the rape case that is being referenced. It’s irrelevant he was aquitted, its the fact that he alluded to showering after having intercourse with an HIV positive person as being a normal thing to do, as opposed to perhaps getting tested for HIV/AIDS. Incidentally has he been tested? Should he really be getting it on with his wives without knowing? That just a wee bit irresponsible for a man in his position in a country with our problems.

He also says the ANC believe in freedom of speech, but with limits. Well then thats not really freedom of speech then is it? I actually dont know what else to call it, but I was always under the impression that freedom of speech meant freedom of speech. Its up to our sense of decency as to whether we say certain things or not, and our intellect whether we believe everything we see.

I can’t believe he didnt mention the COCAINE shown in the clip, that would have been my first observation. I think the reporter was trying to get him to pick up on that.

If you have been under a rock and havent seen the clip yet, you can check it out here (hurry before it’s taken down or something)

Laughitoff are aclso carrying this interview over on their site [here]. Thats where I got my picture from, thanks guys. They called it Zumanizer, haha, gotta love it.