Social Media Penetration in South Africa – Video


Ok I’m a little late on this one by a couple of days, but I have just watched a really interesting infographic video (is there such a thing?) about Internet penetration and more specifically Social Media Penetration in South Africa. It is interesting to note how much reach Facebook actually has. Also, LinkedIn is an […]

FHM Models Racist Tweet Causes Uproar


Just earlier today I posted about Ashton Kutcher getting stick for doing nothing wrong basically. Well now there is another racism row going on. A 20 year-old FHM model has sparked outrage on Twitter after using the ‘K’ word in a tweet. 2011 FHM Models Competition winner Jessica Leandra (@JessicaLeandra) posted a tweet in which […]

It’s Friday Fail Everybody, Gather ‘Round

This bunch of clips is probably the funniest I have seen, this seriously put a smile on my face. Enjoy. Iron ManThey call me Iron Man! You can figure that out for yourself. It has nothing to do with my ridiculous t shirt. Promise. I use fire and shit to makethings happen. I like absurdity […]

Idiotic Response To ‘Racist’ Ashton Kutcher Ad – Video


Ashton Kutcher is one seriously talented dude. He has recently become the official spokesperson for

Cape Town Man Lives For 3 Years Without Money


My friend Adin, the NoMoney Guy, in celebration of his 3 year No Moneyversary, recently sent me this update on how things are going for him. I am currently suffering from Afrika Burn withdrawal after experiencing the time of my life in the desert. If you haven’t been to one yet you simply HAVE to […]

Malema Used Like a Condom


Expelled ANC Youth League president Julius Malema has claimed the ANC used him for its own purposes before throwing him away, it was reported on Thursday. eNews reported that Malema told a Friends of the Youth League gathering in Mthatha in the Eastern Cape that he had been mistreated by the ANC’s leadership. “Those of […]

It’s Official – Table Mountain is One of the New Seven Wonders of Nature


Table Mountain’s status as one of the New Seven Wonders of Nature has become official after an international audit confirmed the result of a global voting process. The New7Wonders Foundation based in Switzerland has confirmed that Table Mountain’s “provisional” status after international voting closed on 11 November 2011 has been changed to “official”. The results […]

Edge Multimedia Release Their 2012 Showreel And It Rocks


Some mates of mine at Edge  Multimedia based in Blouberg do some hot work. They have recently launched their latest showreel for 2012 showing you out there what they are capable of. You have to see this it’s a treat! A little bit more about them first though before the fireworks. Edge Multimedia is Cape […]

Grannies Review The Kardashian Sex Tape – Video


This is hilarious.

The Dark Night Rises Trailer


Check out the trailer for the latest movie in the Batman franchise. “The Dark Knight Rises” is the epic conclusion to filmmaker Christopher Nolan’s Batman trilogy. Leading an all-star international cast, Oscar(R) winner Christian Bale (“The Fighter”) again plays the dual role of Bruce Wayne/Batman. The film also stars Anne Hathaway, as Selina Kyle; Tom […]

Darren Scott Back And He Has Ballz

Darren Scott is back behind the mic with Ballz

I found this on Ballz and he is hoping it will shake up the broadcasting landscape in SA. Ballz follows in the path of other online radio ventures like Cape Town’s 2OceansVibe and is apparently already garnering a loyal listenership since launching three weeks ago. Scott fell from grace last September after directing racial slurs […]

Now BMW Gives Us Head – Video

Get A Head

Hot on the heals of the BMW Erection Lawsuit, BMW have released a commercial showing a man who is just a head. This all in favour of the new BMW LAne Departure Warning System. According to BMW’s blurb, “..we all get distracted for a moment now and again. It can happen behind the wheel, too […]

Marmite – the Mascot

Destroyer Of All Things Fragile And Expensive

“The term mascot – defined as a term for any person, animal, or object thought to bring luck” And we finally have one here on Socialyz. We’d like the world to meet Marmite. He likes cuddling, meowing and generally destroying anything in his path. We sometimes call him Marco or Mango if he makes us […]

The Uni-Brow Party – In And Around Your Face

uni-Bert & Ernie

You all remember my friend the Loose Wheel? She left the b-e-a-utiful shores of Cape Town to go see if the grass really is greener on the other side. Well? Is it greener??!! Apparently it is…cause she is now getting married to the hottest afrikaans boy that side of the boerewors curtain. ( I’m her […]

Man Sues BMW For 2 Year Erection – Video

A San Francisco man is suing vehicle manufacturer BMW, alleging that one of the company’s motorbikes left him with a two year erection. Reports surfaced on Monday that Henry Wolf has filed a lawsuit claiming that he was “stricken with a severe case priapism – a persistent, long-lasting erection – after going for two back-to-back […]

Timelapse Video – From Birth To 12 Years Old In 3 Minutes

One dedicated dad recorded his daughter every week for 12 years. This is the awesome result. This short video shows the amazing transformation of a tiny baby to a beautiful young girl. Take a look. Joe SocialI’m writing this cos I have a lot to say and sometimes I can’t sleep unless I write it. […]

New Prometheus Trailer Rocks

I’ve been waiting for this one for a while now, and it is almost upon us. The new trailer for Prometheus has just been released and its looking awesome! For those of you not in the know, Prometheus is a pre cursor the the Alien movies brought to us by Ridley Scott, starring Charlize Theron. […]

Tree Saves Photographer In Rally Crash

Lucky break! This photographer was saved from certain death by a tree. Joe SocialI’m writing this cos I have a lot to say and sometimes I can’t sleep unless I write it. Then its gone from my head. I am a blogger, and a property dude. I “entrepreneur” the shit out of things. I run […]

ANC To Scrap E Tolls

Under pressure from its allies and the court, the ANC is likely to scrap the controversial Gauteng e-toll project. However, it seems there is no consensus regarding the alternative funding model, with some in Luthuli House considering tapping into government pension funds to sustain the most contentious project since the arms deal. However, bureaucrats said […]

Time To End Your Week On A Funny Note – Here Are Your Friday Fails

Again, the amount of stupid people out there brings tears to my eyes. Enjoy 😀 Iron ManThey call me Iron Man! You can figure that out for yourself. It has nothing to do with my ridiculous t shirt. Promise. I use fire and shit to makethings happen. I like absurdity splashed with a bit of […]

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