The Naked Zuma and Malema Picture – NSFW

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Seeing as photoshopped pics are all the rage right now in South Africa, I thought I would post this little gem that has been doing the rounds on Facebook. Now just to be clear all the trolls out there, this is not my creation! I didn’tmake it, and as such I’ve marked it as NSFW. […]

New Whitney Houston Song Hits The Net

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Celebrate – a duet with Jordin Sparks for the movie, Sparkle, is the last song the singer recorded and was produced by R Kelly. The song made its debut on US radios yesterday ahead of its official release on 5 June. Houston plays Spark’s mother in the remake of the 1976 Motown film of the […]

New Naked Zille Pic not an issue – Picture

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Democratic Alliance. leader Helen Zille has laughed off a Photoshopped picture of her posing naked and published on Facebook. The picture has Zille’s head superimposed on an elderly body, with a DA logo covering ‘her’ private parts. Zille said: “Now you can see why I try to cycle vigorously for an hour every day. I […]

Durex on the Spear of the Nation

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So it’s all about Zuma and his wang right now. Awesome and all that. Nandos did a delivery on the theme here (after which I went and got Nandos and was NOT impressed,more about that some other time) and now its the turn of Durex. They have a point, get it? Joe SocialI’m writing this […]

Zuma Painting Defaced – Actual Video

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Three people were being held on Tuesday for alleged offences relating to a painting depicting President Jacob Zuma with exposed private parts in a Johannesburg gallery. Two of them allegedly defaced the picture with red and black paint, obscuring the face and waist of the figure. A third was arrested for apparently trying to spray […]

New Nandos Ad Pokes Fun at Zuma Painting

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This was just waiting to happen. Our friends Nandos are quick on the draw here. Check it out. Joe SocialI’m writing this cos I have a lot to say and sometimes I can’t sleep unless I write it. Then its gone from my head. I am a blogger, and a property dude. I “entrepreneur” the […]

Guilty – Terre’Blanche Murder Verdict

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Farmworker Chris Mahlangu was convicted of the 2010 murder of rightwing leader Eugene Terre’Blanche, with his teenage co-accused Patrick Ndlovu being acquitted. Ndlovu was found guilty of house-breaking with intent to steal. More

New Worlds Worst Song Released – Video

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We have a new worst song here at Socialyz.com If you thought Rebecca Black and Double Take were crap. then don’t take a listen to this! This one has racked up over 218 000 views on Youtube. I would hazard a guess that this is out of pure curiousity. Unfortunately there is a new group […]

Eugene Terre’Blanche Murder Verdict Expected Today

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Judgment in the trial of murdered rightwing leader Eugene Terre’Blanche will begin in the High Court sitting in Ventersdorp on Tuesday. Chris Mahlangu and a teenager are charged with beating Terre’Blanche to death in his farmhouse outside Ventersdorp, in the North West, on 3 April 2010. More

Wayne Parnell in Rave party drug sting

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IPL players Wayne Parnell and Rahul Sharma of Pune Warriors team, who were detained along with 94 others during a raid on a rave party in suburban Juhu, were let off today after collection of their blood and urine samples. In another development, Vishay Handa, director of city-based Oakwood Premier Hotel, where the rave party […]

Zuma’s Spear – “Get Over It” says Tselane Tambo

The Spear is part of Brett Murray's Hail to the Thief II exhibition at the Goodman Gallery in Johannesburg

Recently we all saw the magnificent the painting of President Jacob Zuma where his genitals were exposed. It’s safe to say the President isn’t happy. The SA Students’ Congress (Sasco) said on Monday that the painting is an attack on the African Culture. “This arrogance is ideological and an attack to the very value and […]

Movie Monday – Snow White and The Huntsman Trailer

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This weeks Movie Monday trailer is a movie starring our own Charlize Theron, which starts on the 1 June 2012 in all cinemas. It’s the story of Snow White and The Huntsman. Joe SocialI’m writing this cos I have a lot to say and sometimes I can’t sleep unless I write it. Then its gone […]

Say Goodbye to Jackie Chan

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Jackie Chan has decided to call it a day. The Hong Kong actor has said that his latest film Chinese Zodiac will be his last action movie. Chan said that people don’t believe him when he says he is going to retire. “They say ‘no, you’re still young, you can still do it,’ but I […]

Bee Gees star Robin Gibb dies aged 62

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The British singer and songwriter sold more than 200 million records and notched up dozens of hits with brothers Maurice and Barry during a career spanning more than half a century. With their trademark falsetto close harmonies, the trio helped turn disco into a global phenomenon with hits including Stayin’ Alive and Night Fever, which […]

Its That Day Again – Friday Fail

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My faith in humanity is lost … *face palm* . Enjoy! Iron ManThey call me Iron Man! You can figure that out for yourself. It has nothing to do with my ridiculous t shirt. Promise. I use fire and shit to makethings happen. I like absurdity splashed with a bit of order in mylife. I […]

Boksburg Rugby Coach Assaults Referee – Video

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I saw this one over on Lifeissavage.com

A Boksburg Schools Rugby Coach is in shit for assaulting a referee at a schools rugby match. A bit of Butch James in this guy?

Charlize Theron had no teeth in primary School

"Kyk hie... gimme a five Ran' man!"

Or so she claims, its been heard now that Charlize Theron claims she had no teeth until she was 11.

Now I was over at the dentist in Milnerton yesterday, run by a mate of mine, and just a cursory glance around the walls would have one wondering if such a claim had any substance. But, I guess this is for Hollywood and everything goes down well there if you’re A-list material.

I’m Sexy and I Noah It

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I saw this one over at 2oceansvibe.com. There is this dude called Noah who covers all the latest good songs and loads it up to Youtube. Well he recently did a cover of LMFAO’s “Sexy and I know it”,and most people are saying it is BETTER than the original.

Humanity = Awesome

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Once again I get super excited when I see a clip of people doing awesome things, it brings pride to my heart knowing that there are people out there like the people in this clip. Enjoy! Iron ManThey call me Iron Man! You can figure that out for yourself. It has nothing to do with […]

Zookeeper licks Monkeys Ass for an Hour – True Story

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I have been thinking about adding a category called WTF Wednesday, in honour of Wednesday, the whole WTF thing (Wednesday Thursday Friday) and of course, what the fuck?! Well much to my absolute delight I read a story this morning that perfectly fits in with WTF Wednesday!! I read a story about a Chinese Zookeeper […]

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