Do You Have a Unibrow?

Well Do U?

U R NOT alone. Wikipedia describes it thus:

A unibrow (or monobrow) is a “confluence of eyebrows”; that is, the presence of abundant hair between the eyebrows, so that they seem to converge to form one long eyebrow. The condition of having a unibrow is synophrys.

George bush had one as a youngster when he was all fresh and innocent. I kid you not. Have a look at this.

Do U now???

That’s a bone fide unibrow right there folks! So you might be wondering why I am on about unibrows all of a sudden? Well it’s really simple.

I think it’s bullshit that people with unibrows get a raw deal. I mean wtf? My mate Richard when we were kids had a unibrow and he was pretty damn proud of that thing. He used to say his brain was so important he had to underline it on the outside.

I agree with the oke. Unibrows are the SHIT.

So… I propose we declare a national unibrow day. Let’s see how many people we can get to stand up and be proud of the furry line across their bridge.

Let see people taking their unibrow out for a few drinks. Lets see people taking their unibrow out to meet chicks. Lets see unibrows proudly taking centre stage when posing for the inevitable flash of the camera, the drum roll and all that shit. Let’s see unibrow people be proud of their facetache. Proud people. Like this guy.

The Loose Wheel Bathes in the Glory of the Unibrow

So what do you think people? Are we gonna hide in shame anymore just cos of a little cross brow hair action? I propose we make the 1st of June 2011 the first National Unibrow Day, or NUBD for short.

If you support this initiative send you give us a heads up on our heads up page… Send us your pics or link to Unibrow Pics. Lets keep our bridges warm this winter!


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Joe Social

I'm writing this cos I have a lot to say and sometimes I can't sleep unless I write it. Then its gone from my head. I am a blogger, and a property dude. I "entrepreneur" the shit out of things. I run on tequila and good food.

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Darian Pearlmutter
Darian Pearlmutter

i want a national unibrow day, too! it needs to be asap! how bout October 15th? tell all your friends! even if they don't have a unibrow, they can draw one on!


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