Another Scammer Scambusted – Quality Drops

Well fuck me they’ve done it again. Whoever is responsible for these lame ‘Love’ Spam emails from abroad have got another one into my inbox. Here it is… she ain’t quite a Scarlett Johansson look alike this time.

Hello my the surprised friend! You can say that again, I’m fucken shocked!

My name Lyudmila and I wish to take away from you at all a lot of time and to penetrate in my letter! My trade the doctor the dentist. I had an ingenious idea to try to find love not in that place where I live namely not in Russia! In me there were such emotions since recent time! I would like to tell to you about it my friend. On my work in the Stomotologichesky Polyclinic I had a chance that I will go on an exchange for practice to other city for me it it was good and not much not on myself because to go to other city on practice! I do not have there friends or even I am simple girlfriends with which I can to spend time and speak cheerfully about problems in mine to a new life.
But all has exchanged and on an exchange there has gone my colleague which only not for a long time has come to us for work after the termination of Medical university. But the desire to find the acquaintance from other country at me remains on former. I thought of a step as acquaintance to the person from other country much. Once after work I have gone on foot because weather was fine and saw as enamoured steams follow a hand and exchange gentle kisses. I do not have not enough tenderness and the favourite person in the lives and it to me became very clear after this walk. I like to walk sometimes one alone with myself and to think about the lives. I could not find the happiness in my city and till now is lonely. For myself I have resolved to search for the love in other country. Especially I heard much about that that people from other countries are more romantic and are careful concerning relations with women, so to say they have a spark in eyes! I am ready completely to this step and have bought yours e-mail in International Dating Agency. To me have told that you my friend very good lonely person with kind and open heart. I wish to tell about myself directly that to me 32 years and my growth 168 see I live to Russia, city Kanash. I wish to be happy life in the and I have serious sights at this world. At me the big age and is a lot of experience behind shoulders. I am confident that we can to find with you the general a theme of conversation and to learn each other more.
I hope to see yours the letter my friend about your life. As I to place my foto with the letter and some resume in a file. I very much would like to see yours the letter and to have with you acquaintance.
I would like to see that we became good friends and not only.

If you are serious and interested please reply ONLY to my personal e-mail:  kindlyudmila@gmail.com

My letter to you was sent by manager International Dating Agency therefore write on my personals e-mail:  kindlyudmila@gmail.com

Yours new friend Lyudmila

And heres her pic.

Penetrate Me - like I penetrated my back with my arm

I’m not even going to bother dissecting this one. It’s nowhere near in the class of the previous one. Four out of ten.

Here is my response:

Dear WankFace

I think you write like a total titbag. Surely you might have considered that if you wrote something relatively intelligable dumb idiots out there might actually be caught in your stupid scam. Instead I am publishing your shite letter for anyone who wants to scam you BACK to do so, because it is written so KAK. I hope it was worth the effort, you’re probably going to have to change your email address soon.

Here’s a thought. I think you would actually do far better if you considered surveying your target market. Now for a small fee I could help you there. Lets say ummmm how about 10% of your scam winnings, or $5000 up front. I have to admit I’m feeling a heeluva lot more comfortable with getting paid up front. I could help you by being a test subject for each email you send out. Shit I could also help you correlate this shit email with the CV you have attached, just so you have all your ducks in a row. In case you hadn’t noticed, your grammar was way better in The CV attached.

Now think about it, this is a one time offer, if you don’t go for it, I’m mailing your cousin Hasmi. She is waaaay fucken better looking that Ludwhatever.

That reminds me this chick isn’t hot enough. If you wanna scam people she has to be an ANGEL. A total fucken babe. You reckon “At me the big age and is a lot of experience behind shoulders” Umm thats probably cos of the weird way she bends her arm out from her back like that. Not cool.

Yours in Jesus

Joe Social