Michael Jackson Alive?

Ok Americans are just waaay too gullible for my liking. Some company posted a rather innocuous looking video of someone who vaguely resembles Michael Jackson jumping out of a coroners van, and PRESTO…. They all think he is still alive!

What you do think?

Reasons given for him still being alive?

1. Closed casket.
2. MJ said about cloning “I want to do that.”
3. MJ, “This is my final curtain call.” 3 times. This means death in acting industry.
4. The words “This is it!”
5. He wears costumes 2 hide.
6. MJ died 7 years after he signed his will…June 25th.
7. Janet said found “an endless supply of? songs” in MJ vault.
8. Witnesses say he was happy, laughing, excited, energetic.
9. End of memorial the big screen, “I’m alive and I’ll live forever.” Like Mike wrote it.

As one of the comments said on the youtube comments list…

Yeah, I went down? to 7-11 last night with JKF and Elvis and we sat around eating hot dogs and drinking slurpees.