Boyles Bubble Popped

Susan Boyle has not won Britains got talent.

Susan Boyle last night sensationally lost the final of the show that made her – Britain’s Got Talent.

All this while I was watching the Bulls rip the Chiefs apart in the Super 14 Final.

Despite an assured reprise of “I Dreamed a Dream”, the song that made her a YouTube phenomenon, she was defeated by the dance troupe Diversity, and so will not get to sing for the Queen, after all. The 10-strong troupe from Essex stood open-mouthed with disbelief as they realised they would leave with a £100,000 cheque and a booking at the Royal Variety Performance.

“The best people won”, she said, before wishing them “all the best”.

Eggs chickens hatched etc. Something like that.