Aussie Slapper Rips It On Youtube

‘I will call on my fully sick boys, eh’

So we have a new INTERNET sensation, Clare Werbeloff, famed for her eyewitness account of a Kings Cross shooting in Austrailia. Faced with the massive fall out of her racist account, she has ‘admitted’ she fabricated the story.

Yes love sure you did. If you havent seen the video yet, here it is…

In an interview with Channel 9 in the moments following the incident, Ms Werbeloff gave a dramatic account of the shooting.

The footage was posted on YouTube and went global last week, attracting more than 200,000 hits.

“There were these two wogs fighting,” Ms Werbeloff told Channel 9.

“The fatter wog said to the skinnier wog, ‘Oi bro, you slept with my cousin’. And the other one said, ‘Nah man, I didn’t for shit, eh’, and the other one goes, ‘I will call on my fully sick boys, eh’. And then pulled out a gun and went ‘chk-chk boom’.”

She now has an agent, Adam Abrams, thanks to her Youtube fame. He had this to say.

“She made it up,” he said.

“She saw the camera, ran over to it and told this story.”

Mr Abrams said Ms Werbeloff had gone into hiding due to the amount of attention her “interview” generated. She has also signed with Channel 9′s A Current Affair and is likely to appear tomorrow night – but Mr Abrams denied she has been paid for the interview.

“She wanted to get the truth out there after the police contacted her about being a witness,” Mr Abrams said.

As of yesterday, Ms Werbeloff’s false account had been viewed by more than 200,000 people on YouTube. That figure is sure to rise now she has been remixed and even has her very own Keyboard Cat Video… here it is, gotta LOVE Keyboard cat, he is just so cool…

But Justin Kallu, the 27-year-old victim of the shooting, said he was upset by the attention Ms Werbeloff was receiving.

“I’m just a bit upset about the fact that I’ve been shot and that I almost lost my life and there’s this girl all over the news getting popular all because she has no brains,” Mr Kallu said.

This from a man involved in being shot outside a tattoo parlour. Classy stuff there mate.

There have even been suggestions it was a beer advert set up, as she is standing in front of a beer advert. That’s just ridiculous. The cameraman who took the footage had this to say.

“I think she came up to me and then I said, ‘Do you know what happened?’ and she said ‘Yes’ and she just spontaneously came up with what you saw on the vision there,” Dulson told Nine MSN.

“I think she was a young girl that had had a few drinks. It wasn’t a beat-up. She didn’t stand there (in front of the beer ad) specifically. I framed it so that the police car was in the back (of the shot).”

Last but not least, the REMIX, B b b b b bREak it down!

You need to ask yourself, what would George Michael do?

George Michael would choose life

George Michael would choose life

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One Comment

  1. Thomas Motherfucking Kellerman says:

    This is hilarious. I wanna smash that bitch just cos she is so dumb

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