Zookeeper licks Monkeys Ass for an Hour – True Story

I have been thinking about adding a category called WTF Wednesday, in honour of Wednesday, the whole WTF thing (Wednesday Thursday Friday) and of course, what the fuck?!

Well much to my absolute delight I read a story this morning that perfectly fits in with WTF Wednesday!!

I read a story about a Chinese Zookeeper who licked his monkeys anus for an hour, so that the poor primate could lose a peanut he swallowed. That’s a whole lot of dedication and a bit of nuts right there. Littered with puns so please pardon them.

After a young Francois’ leaf monkey in his care consumed a peanut that had been tossed into its enclosure, Wuhan Zoo employee Zhang Bangsheng noticed that the animal had become dangerously constipated.

Being too big to pass through the monkey’s system naturally, the peanut had to be extracted manually. Apparently, that meant licking it out.

Zhang told local reporters the three-month-old lutung was too small for laxatives, so he had no choice but to extract the wayward legume with his lingua. After washing the its bottom with warm water (because not doing so would be disgusting), Zhang spent an hour polishing the monkey’s pooper before the peanut finally popped out.

Picture from chinaSMACK

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Joe Social

I'm writing this cos I have a lot to say and sometimes I can't sleep unless I write it. Then its gone from my head. I am a blogger, and a property dude. I "entrepreneur" the shit out of things. I run on tequila and good food.

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