Things To Do With Your Cucumber
Yes THAT is on this list…but first:
One cucumber contains Vitamin B1, Vitamin B2, Vitamin B3, Vitamin B5, Vitamin B6, Folic Acid, Vitamin C, Calcium, Iron, Magnesium, Phosphorus, Potassium and Zinc.
The Cucumber Of Joy
I got a list of things you can do with a cucumber and it vary’s from polishing your shoes to hiding the unsightly orange peel on your legs. Here are the best ones…
Bathroom mirror Fogging up? Grab a cucumber! It will eliminate the fog and provide a spa-like frangrance to the room. Because opening the door or windows and wiping the mirror down with a towel is too much hard work, it’s much easier to walk to the kitchen to slice a cucumber.
Fast and easy way to remove cellulite before Going out or to the pool? Try rubbing a slice or Two of cucumbers along your problem area for a few minutes, the phytochemicals in the cucumber cause the collagen in your skin to tighten, Firming up the outer layer and reducing the Visibility of cellulite. I haven’t tried this yet because coffee and tea is the main causes of cellulite and I don’t drink either of those, I have no cellulite but let me know how this works out for you?
Have an important meeting or job interview ? Rub a freshly cut cucumber Over the shoe, its chemicals will provide a quick and durable shine that not only looks great but also repels Water. Why sure, I always keep a cucumber in my desk drawer!!??
Using a Pen and made a mistake? Take the outside of the Cucumber and slowly use it to erase the pen Writing. Yes, we can’t afford erasers in this office, good thing I keep that cucumber in my drawer.
I made my own list:
Try eating cucumber on a sandwhich like normal people or by itself. If this does not work for you then that is your problem.
Is your virbator running out of battery power? Is the recession hitting you hard, are batteries too expensive? Just grab a cucumber! It contains all those vitamins that are essential to your health and inner well being. It’s almost like the time honoured favourite from the refrigeration. Add celery for extra stimulation. ( If you know what I mean )
Do you waste people’s time sending around lame emails about cucmbers and what you should do with it? Why not shove a cucumber up your ass… problem solved.
Cucumber sandwhich anyone?
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