The Worst Fashion Idea EVER

Just when you thought anything Crocs like was being shown the back door, along comes the CAP SAC, which they descibe as “the fannypack for your head”.

Yes, the FANNY pack. Unbeknownst to them maybe, but FANNY mean’s something completely different outside of the US of A. Something I’m not going to go into right now. They’re gonna have to change that slogan if they ever bring this moonbag for your head to South Africa..

You have got to be kidding me.

This my friends must rate as one of the silliest things I have seen in a long time.

Cap SAC - It's like wearing a fanny pack on your head

It’s a cap sac, geddit?

Yes your eyes are not deceiving you, that is a zip pouch on the front of a cap. I mean DUH it’s so logical man! Now you can walk around Cape Town city centre with all your money and valuables on your forehead where EVERYONE CAN SEE IT.

All the okes on Long Streets eyes must light up big time when they see someone wearing something like this. It’s like… you guys from outta town? Whooop Cap Gone!

Welcome to Cap Gone we hope you enjoy your stay.

I can imagine tourist number two saying to a random Long Street ‘Vendor’  “Hey buddy can you help us someone just stole my mates cap… ” and whoooop cap gone again. haha, I can see the headlines

Cap Nap on Long Street.

This has to be the lamest, and downright disturbing thing I have seen all year! If one of my friends had to wear one of those things I’d smack them.

Actually it’s maybe not a bad idea. Imagine telling your mates… “Sorry guys no more cash can’t get the next round… ” until dooof you klap them in the forehead and they start jingling. Fuck imagine you’re the unlucky one in the group with smokes and a lighter, you’ll get smoke raped and you’ll constantly have to get your lighter out of your head… errr forehead.

Don’t even CONSIDER trying to chat up chicks in one of these.

As is common knowledge, we have been doing this for years here in Africa, but we know how to do it.

Cos we cool like that.

This is how we like to roll

Coming soon to a Pep Stores near you. Not.

If you REALLY want one, head on over to www.cap-sac.com