Kim Kardashian To Bone Her Man – In South Africa

15 July 2009 in Funny Stuff, Shameless Punt

I cant’ decide whether I like Kim Kardashian, or whether I think she is a total idiot. In general I lean towards the idiot description. I can say, however, that I probably wouldn’t kick her out of my bed on a cold Cape Town winters morning.

Orange you forgetting your passport?

Orange you forgetting your passport?

Unfortunately for South Africa she has decided to disgrace us with her presence and wasn’t shy to show her annoying habits to the entire world via twitter whilst trying to access our once unsullied shores.

Here are some of her tweets on twitter whilst going through the DRAMA (not to be confused with drama street here) of misplacing her passport while entering South African from Botswana.

“I lost my passport! I’m stuck in costumes [sic]! OMG! OK, breathe we are going back to the plane to check!”

“My passport is NOT on the plane! I’m literally going to cry!”

“OK Twitterville I need your positive energy! Reggie is on his way to the plane to look again! Pray he finds my passport! Come on Bush!”

Thankfully, her boyfriend, Reggie Bush, found it, and spared any us further tweets.

Not to be outdone, her annoying sister Khloe (that girl’s  just wrong on so many levels) had to tweet her own version of events and possible outcomes.

She Tweeted: “Regina saved the day!… Go Reggie. I guess he will be getting boned tonight!”

Nice to see Kim does the boning round those parts.

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15 July 2009 Funny Stuff, Shameless Punt

4 Comments to Kim Kardashian To Bone Her Man – In South Africa

  1. you people are disgusting jealous mother fuckers

  2. Lynn Truter (Cape Town, South Africa) on 20 July 2009
  3. totally ;-) Im pretty jealous of Reggie. Cant say im too enthralled with Khloe though. Thanks for your comment.

  4. Joe Social on 20 July 2009
  5. i know this comment is late – and i’m not usually so slow on the uptake on humour, but lyn, honey…seriously?

  6. dorothy black on 5 August 2009

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