Cover your Pets Asshole

Why not get your animal a REAR BUTT COVER this year? I mean what self respecting animal wouldnt want a flower up its ass? Only kidding, its a cover, not actually inserted, but man what a fucken STUPID  idea. This is a world gone mad. As they say:

Is your pet feeling left in the dirt because of his/her unsightly rear? I’ve got them covered… Rear Gear is handmade in Portland, OR and offers a cheerful solution to be-rid your favorite pet’s un-manicured back side.

Firstly, how the fuck would you know if your pet had issues with its ass, other than maybe watching it drag itself down the drive on its ass, by its front legs??

Secondly, those who have issues with the dogs crack should maybe seek more than this ‘cosmetic’ help!

So what happens when the lil fucker needs a number 2?

Bitches the world over would say…. you need to learn to lift the ‘seat’. Surely this would fuck with dogs’ abilities to sniff each others asses? I meant thats what dogs DO!!!

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