Megan Fox Has the Same Taste In Women As Me

Damn I have Competition.

Look, it’s fairly obvious who is the hottest woman on the planet right now. Not only can she braai chicken, drink beer and wake up looking like a million bucks, but Megan Fox (well chosen surname there I might add) is also now single.

Sorry for you Brian Austin Green.

I'm sorry Brian, I'm just not feeling it anymore, it's not you it's me...

I'm sorry Brian, I'm just not feeling it anymore, it's not you it's me...

I have real sleepless nights regarding which is my favourite, this young lady or Bar Rafaeli [more here], but I think Meg just shades it. It has nothing to do with her mutterings on her desire to date Angelina Jolie as you can read here. I’ll admit I’m slightly uncomfortable with her being a rival of mine now for the affections of all the super hottie hollywood ladies on there sleeping arounds of hollywood.

How can I compete with THIS? These pictures were taken when she was spotted in Paris on the  promotional tour for the new Tranformers movie, called Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen.

Can it get any better than this??? I doubt it.

Can it get any better than this??? I doubt it.

Besides her obvious desire to get it on with Jolie, Megan has famously said such profound things as:

‘I mean, I could see myself in a relationship with a girl — Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She’s mesmerising.

Olivia wawaweewa Wilde!

Olivia wawaweewa Wilde! Mountain oxes the world over are nervous as fuck.

Specifically a mountian ox.  Am I the only one to pick up on the ‘Wilde Mountain Ox’ connection? Thats a headline right there. I’ll give Megan some kudos here[more on kudos here], she has a pretty descriptive way of saying things. I must say I can see why.

Mountain oxes better watch the fuck out. There are now at least TWO people willing to strangle mountain oxes to get closer to Olivia.

Olivias response?

I came into my trailer at House the morning after that article came out and one of our writers had done an illustration on my mirror of a mountain ox saying, ‘Save me, save me. Please, Olivia, make out with Megan!’ ” Though Wilde is a little skeptical of the recent girl-crush fad, she’s always willing to pitch in for a cause: “Of course, anything I can do to save the mountain ox, I’m happy to do.”

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I'm writing this cos I have a lot to say and sometimes I can't sleep unless I write it. Then its gone from my head. I am a blogger, and a property dude. I "entrepreneur" the shit out of things. I run on tequila and good food.

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1 comments
Ballsjander
Ballsjander

i am in love with both megan fox and olivia wilde

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