Marisa Tomei Pulls a Benjamin Button

Just in case you were wondering, like I was, whether Marisa Tomei is real, the answer is…. maybe.

I was watching ‘Only You’ on telly this morning, and being a big Marisa Tomei fan, I did a bit of a look around to get some pics and info about her to post. All I can say is that for a 44 year old the woman looks like a dream.

She is pulling a serious Benjamin Button vibe here and seems to be ageing BACKWARDS!

Not only is she shit hot, she is also an Oscar winner for her role in My Cousin Vinny, and she has picked up two other Oscar Nominations, the latest one for The Wrestler. Beauty and brains.

Now if you haven’t seen the movie The Wrestler, you had best get on your bike cos she gets her kit off.

Like this…

44 and still looking oh so good

Megan Fox does that whole tattoo your whole body vibe for real. You can see what I mean here.  Marisa here is just too classy for that. Aren’t you my girl…

Wow what a stunning natural beauty, unlike say Priscilla Presley for example (and this is just an example)

Jaw Augmentation, Elvis Style

She is looking decidely Elvis like with that jaw vibe going down. If you go to her website it claims…

Beauty and Priscilla Presley are almost synonymous. Delve into her secrets with beauty tips and sample her designer line of fragrance and jewelry.

Ummm Ja ok you keep telling yourself that.

So lets look at a comparison of Marisa then and now, barely any evidence of anything cosmetic going down. Now thats what I call a bona fide hot chick.

Marisa Tomei, ageing gracefully

and again…

Getting ready to try the Marisa Tomei shaped door around the back of my place

This chick can come visit anytime. There’s a Marisa Tomei shaped door ’round the back of my place, if you can fit through it, and you look remotely like her (and you’re a chick) you’re welcome anytime.

Did you notice what I did there with the apostrophe? It’s a bugbear of mine seeing how people don’t seem to understand how to use these things anymore. Here’s a quick ‘how to’.

it’s = it is
its = belonging to it
you’re = you are
your = belonging to you
yore = fucken ages ago
Yoh! = spotted a hot chick

Remind me to tell you about the drinking par system. You’ll (see that?) like it.

Oh and incidentally, A LOT is two words.

Marisa is unmarried, but dating some young dude about half her age. Lucky fucker. It might have something to do with this…

Unbelievably, she is 44. You wouldn't say it based on the evidence at 'hand'

Maybe, but not definitely.

Oh and by the way, talking about showing signs of age, don’t EVER do this, it’s just so wrong.

Don't ever do this in front of a camera if you wanna score chicks