As it is, it happened right here in Cape Town, Jeb Corliss of Grinding the Crack fame, got too close to the mountain and hit it. Lucky for him he only has a broken leg.

New Member Of PLAP

Last night, we were all feeling very brave and The Twinmasproducer in his moment of braveness decided to go put a note on this car.

It was all a bit of a laugh posing for pictures when all of a sardine he got caught. True to his witt and form, he laid one in this chick. When she asked him what he wanted from her he said R200 because that will be the price to release her car once a wheel clamp is put on. At this point a whole crowd of people had gathered to watch this spectacle from their balconies and we just could not help but laugh.

Long story short, she moved her car, she still parks scew but atleast she’s not inconveniencing everyone in the building anymore, and thus we woud like to thank the Twinmassproducer for solving the problem altogether and for being the Parking attendant of the year!

DA’s Zille said “if this bill is signed into law, I will lead an application to the Constitutional Court to have the act declared unconstitutional,”. But apart from the uncertainty of this situation some jokers also had their say… or did they

The Wikipedia Page On Corruption Within The ?????

This is part 1 only, I can’t wait for part two. If you think this is the most awesome thing ever like I do (just in time for summer too!) then make sure to drop Harold a VOTE over here

Life in Cape Town part 01 from Harold Durnez on Vimeo.

So here is my weekly fan mail followed by my reply to this strange man from, I can only assume,some small town in America.

This past week Shamwari Game Reserve poachers did this to 'Tanner2'

More rhinos have been killed in South Africa in the past 10 months than were killed in all of 2010. Statistics show that 341 animals have been poached so far in 2011, compared to a record total of 333 last year.

As you might ,or might not, know my day job is Marketing Manager for a Property Company that is based in the Western Cape. I had an email from one of the big boys over at another property company and  I thought I’d let you know what he is up to.

Theodore Yach made his first crossing (swimming) between Robben Island and Blouberg in 1981. On Sunday December 4th 2011 to celebrate the 30th anniversary, Theodore will be tackling his 63rd crossing . In conjunction with Aquila Private Game Reserve’s ‘Saving Private Rhino’ initiative, Theodore will be swimming to save Africa’s rhinos and he needs your help.

‘ Saving Private Rhino’, established after 2 rhino where brutally killed and dehorned at Aquila Private Game Reserve, was set up to ensure the future conservation of Africa’s rhino and wildlife heritage.

If you would like to go the distance with Theodore and help save Africa’s rhinos, please contact us on media@socialyz.com for your chance to make a donation.

My reply went something like this:

Dear Plonker,

Thank you for your most entertaining letter which you stuck to the wall where I had my own notice to say “do not touch the bird or the eggs”, that certainly was very mature of you.

I must say I was very surprised when I received your letter because I was under the impression that you can’t read. Again, I asked for the bird and the eggs not to be disturbed but you felt it necessary to do the opposite.

The matter of the pot plant is a simple one really; it does not belong to me and has been here since I moved in. I just happened to water the plant seeing as no one else was doing it. I’m cool like that. I am not sure how a pot plant can cause a security risk, please clarify this statement. The attack of the terracotta pot!! Humans beware!! * Ominous music etc *

As for the “flying pests” you referred to, I must say living next to a nature reserve we will gets lots of these and there’s nothing you can do about it. Why don’t you buy me some drinks with all those thousand of rands? Oh wait that’s right…you prefer driving around in your mid life crisis sports car.
The pigeons happily perch on the wall above my balcony each day. I keep an eye on them and they keep an eye on me. If they nest in my fire place will you come “dispose “of the eggs then too?

To be quite honest I was surprised when the pigeon decided to nest in the pot near the entrance to my flat but it was all really exciting. For about two weeks I watched the eggs grow from one to two , just to have you “dispose” of them. Anti-climax.

Did I mention that I am completely disgusted by your actions? There were two living things which were about to hatch. You’re a sick fuck.

I am going to keep the pot because true to their form, pigeons are getting laid again.

For and on behalf of the pigeons – flock off!!

Asstastic

An official said the ousted Libya dictator had been shot in the legs during his capture, but he had also been hit in the head during the firefight.

The picture of his dead body was released by agency AFP in an image credited to Philippe Desmazes.

Virgin Galactic has unveiled the Spaceport America, and its a gem!

“While there is still work to be done in driving to completion of the vehicle development program,” Virgin Galactic president and CEO George Whitesides said at the ceremony, “the dedication event is an opportunity for us to recognize all the people in New Mexico and around the world who have worked so hard to turn a patch of ranch land into the world’s first commercial spaceport.”

Lets see what all the fuss is about…

Looking good there!

Here’s the video of the Handover of the Keys bythe Governor of New Mexico. I want one of those!

This mountain biker got more than he bargained for when he was taken out by a Red Hartebeest. Nice!

Mountain Biker 0. Buck 1