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It was bound to happen. This kind of poster I mean. My mate Andre the Property Broker, who usually sends me cute shit about kittens and stuff, sent me this… how apt.

Diego Maradona says Argentina players took banned drugs before a qualifying match for the 1994 World Cup.

He accuses FIFA vice president Julio Grondona, the head of Argentina’s Football Association, of being in on the scheme.

Maradona says there were no drug controls for the 1993 qualifier against Australia in Buenos Aires.

He claims the team doctor put a banned stimulant in their coffee.Argentina won 1-0 and advanced to the tournament in the United States, where Maradona was later expelled for a positive drug test and team lost in the quarterfinals.

via Argentina took drugs before cup qualifier: Maradona – Times LIVE.

What to make of it folk? Billionaire businessman and part time conspiracy theorist, Mohamed Al Fayed has told fans of Fulham football club in London that they can “go to hell” after they vented their anger at his recent unveiling of a statue at their ground of the ex King of Pop, Michael Jackson.

Al Fayed, who is chairman of the club was quoted as saying, “Fulham fans will love it. If some stupid fans don’t understand and appreciate such a gift they can go to hell…”

Give me an F give me a U…

Mohamed Al Fayed, who is chairman of Fulham football club in London, has for some bizarre reason put a statue of Michael Jackson up outside their playing ground.

Read the rest of it here.

Jackson – who was good friends with Al Fayed – did attend 1 game back in 1999, but this is a bit of a stretch!

Thats right folks. What else would you call such cowardly and blatant cheating as caught this last week on camera? This is the reason I dont bother with soccer / football, a sport I played for 16 years.

I hope one day one of the players who these cheats insinuate ‘attacked them’ sues the ‘actor’ for defamation or something. That would be interesting and maybe the only way to rid the sport of these cheats.

Well you’ve probably seen this all before.

Everyone keeps talking about the fact we are going to get so many tourists and that it’s going to be great for our economy and all that. What they don’t mention is that some of them will be as thick as two short planks.

These questions about South Africa were posted on a South African Tourism Website and were answered by the website owner (apparently). It’s a bit of an old email that has been around for a while so it isn’t relative to the 2010 Soccer World Cup, but be warned, there are some people like these people who will be HERE.

Laugh at them, they deserve it.
Question Time, Enjoy.

Q: Does it ever get windy in South Africa ? I have never seen it rain on TV, so how do the plants grow? ( UK )
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.

Q: Will I be able to see elephants in the street? ( USA )
A: Depends how much you’ve been drinking.

Q: I want to walk from Durban to Cape Town – can I follow the railroad tracks? ( Sweden )
A: Sure, it’s only two thousand kilometres take lots of water…

Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in South Africa ? ( Sweden )
A: So it’s true what they say about Swedes..

Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in South Africa ? Can you send me a list of them in JHB, Cape Town , Knysna and Jeffrey’s Bay? ( UK )
A: What did your last slave die of?

Q: Can you give me some information about Koala Bear racing in South Africa? ( USA )
A: Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the pacific. A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe which does not…oh forget it. Sure, the Koala Bear racing is every Tuesday night in Hillbrow. Come naked.

Q: Which direction is north in South Africa ? ( USA )
A: Face south and then turn 90 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we’ll send the rest of the directions.

Q: Can I bring cutlery into South Africa ? ( UK )
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.

Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys’ Choir schedule? ( USA )
A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is…oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Hillbrow, straight after the Koala Bear races. Come naked.

Q: Do you have perfume in South Africa ? ( France )
A: No, WE don ‘t stink.

Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell it in South Africa ? ( USA )
A: Anywhere where a significant number of Americans gather.

Q: Can you tell me the regions in South Africa where the female population is smaller than the male population? ( Italy )
A: Yes, gay nightclubs.

Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in South Africa ? ( France )
A: Only at Christmas.

Q: Are there killer bees in South Africa ? ( Germany )
A: Not yet, but for you, we’ll import them.

Q: Are there supermarkets in Cape Town and is milk available all year round?
A: No, we are a peaceful civilisation of vegan hunter-gatherers. Milk is illegal.

Q: Please send a list of all doctors in South Africa who can dispense rattlesnake serum. ( USA )
A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca, which is where YOU come from. All South African snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets.

Q: I was in South Africa in 1969, and I want to contact the girl I dated while I was staying in Hillbrow. Can you help? ( USA )
A: Yes, but you will probably still have to pay her by the hour.

Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? ( USA )
A: Yes, but you’ll have to learn it first.

Don’t you love how the questions are so typical of each country, gotta love it.

Akon

I was reading at a site I like to visit [over at SAFootballfans.co.za] that none other than Akon may or may not have been approached (it’s not official yet apparently).

Akon had this to say…

“I’ve been hired as musical director for the World Cup”, he revealed to reporters yesterday.

“I will be overseeing the World Cup anthem and music at the ceremonies and I’m off to South Africa this week for meetings. I love soccer, so it’s a great honour”, said Akon.

I think using an African superstar is a good move. I know he isn’t South African, but this is the first African Soccer Word Cup and should be celebrated by Africans.

I was doing a bit of a recce on the net for some dirt on the Soccer World Cup 2010 and on progress of the new Green Point Stadium. Besides a few concerns about the Cape Town winter rains playing a bit of havoc, all seems well on the project.

Thought this was pretty cool, found it over at Macina

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