Goodbye Sasha

5 Fm, have annouced that Sasha Martinengo will be leaving the station at the end of March 2012.The staff here at Socialyz would just like to get our 2 cents in. All we have to say is boooo – followed by one big giant sob. This guy has basically been there since forever. I had […]

Who Is Garth Murphy

You might have come across the name; heard it whispered amongst your friends, heard the name being dropped at a party. WHO IS THIS GUY? I did some research and it was while  I stalked him, that I  managed to befriend the infamous Garth Murphy. He’s a world traveler, a successful business man, eye candy […]

Tanker Burning On The N1 Northbound At Brackenfell – Pics

This just in. The N1 is closed as a tanker has overturned and is burning out on the N1 northbound just before the Brackenfell interchange. Pics from Anelle H.   Joe SocialI’m writing this cos I have a lot to say and sometimes I can’t sleep unless I write it. Then its gone from my […]

South African Citizens Strike Back

The ANC marked their 100 year centenary by throwing an elaborate and expensive celebration in Bloemfontein. The President gave a speech and this speech, unfortunately, stood for everything that is wrong with our country today. The President’s speech starts out by relaying History,  how it happened , according to HIM. This is our response to […]

Twinmassproducer – Parking Attendant Of The Year

New Member Of PLAP

Our funny man friend, The Twinmassproducer, and I have been, for weeks now keeping our eye on a BMW X3 parked in and around our complex. Not because it’s a cool car but because this person is quite obviously part of the PLAP club. This woman parks over two parking bays without fail every single […]

Nandos Takes A Dig At The Access To Information Bill

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Dave Van Vuuren – Vincent

At socialyz we have a new South African Idols favourite and our vote will be going to Dave. The whole country got driven to tears as Dave Van Vuuren performed his version of Don McLean’s Vincent. If you know the original then I’m sure you’ll appreciate Dave’s version on the song.   I got something […]

To The Springboks – Moer Hulle

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The Rugby World Cup 2011

Everyone is looking forward to the Rugby World Cup, especially since there is just 14 days to go. I came across this video…can someone please explain to me why the “all blacks” get to hold the trophy at the end of the video? ahhh yes, they are peaking too soon..as usual.   AsstasticMore Posts – […]

ANC charges Malema with misconduct

The ANC said on Friday that it had served charges this morning on Julius Malema, president of its youth wing. In a statement the party said: “Comrade Julius Malema has been charged with various violations of the ANC constitution, including bringing the ANC into disrepute through his utterances and statements on Botswana and sowing divisions […]

Shrien Dewani Can Be Extradited

A British judge on Wednesday ruled that Shrien Dewani should be extradited to South Africa to face charges for his wife’s murder. District Judge Howard Riddle said that Dewani can be extradited, pending approval from the UK’s home secretary. Riddle said that “only by going to stand trial can Dewani be acquitted & clear his […]

‘Universal’ Number Plates For SA On The Cards – Bad Idea

The transport department is considering introducing uniform vehicle number plates to be used in all provinces, the Business Day reported on Tuesday. Just another money making scheme methinks. Do we really need this? This comes just a few months after Gauteng launched a new series of aluminium number plates. Currently, each province has its own […]

ZAR Faces Closure

Management of the trendy ZAR nightclub in Cape Town have been warned to obtain valid operating licences or face closure. The night spot, which opened in January this year, is operating without liquor, entertainment and business licences. The club, which is owned by business tycoon Kenny Kunene, is housed at the Cape Royale Hotel in […]

Malema Toilet Still Not Enclosed

The toilet Julius Malema posed next to during a pre-election damage-control blitz in the Free State town of Viljoenskroon is still not fully enclosed. Malema, Sports Minister Fikile Mbalula, senior party member Tony Yengeni and Free State Premier Ace Magashule went to the township of Rammolotsi in the wake of the ANC’s own open-toilet saga, […]

Win A Free Ethical Meal – Heres How!

It’s pretty simple really, here’s how you do it. Randal over at

Athol Trollip Is A Very Naughty Boy

For those of you who don’t know, Athol Trollip is the leader of the opposition in the National Assembly and a very well respected member of the DA. He has quite a list of achievements to his name, however email ettiquette is obviously not amongst them as evidenced by his faux pas last week. It […]

The Castle Of Good Hope Is Falling Apart

Well maybe. The government is pumping more than R1 million into the restoration of the Castle of Good Hope – raising concerns that the country’s oldest building is falling apart. The maintenance started in May and includes the reinforcement of walls and fixing of roof leaks. The decision to do the work was taken after […]

FF+ Slams Malema ‘land grab’ Talk

Freedom Front Plus leader Pieter Mulder on Sunday called on farmers to “safeguard” themselves, following ANC Youth League president Julius Malema’s vow earlier in the day to “take the land without payment”. In a statement, he warned that Malema’s comments on land ownership were “taking us back to the period before 1994, when violence and […]

Worlds Sexiest Women 2011 – It’s A Guy Thing

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FHM Modelbook chicks got enough votes to get themselves into the FHM 100 Sexiest Women in the World 2011 list. FHM must be so proud! AsstasticMore Posts – Website

The Parlotones To Support Cold Play

The Parlotones have been chosen to support Coldplay, who will be performing live for the first time ever in South Africa on Wednesday 5th October at Cape Town Stadium and Saturday 8th October at the Soccer City Complex, FNB Stadium Johannesburg. The tour is presented by 94.5 KFM, 94.7 Highveld Stereo and M-Net. The Parlotones […]

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