Malema Used Like a Condom


Expelled ANC Youth League president Julius Malema has claimed the ANC used him for its own purposes before throwing him away, it was reported on Thursday. eNews reported that Malema told a Friends of the Youth League gathering in Mthatha in the Eastern Cape that he had been mistreated by the ANC’s leadership. “Those of […]

It’s Official – Table Mountain is One of the New Seven Wonders of Nature


Table Mountain’s status as one of the New Seven Wonders of Nature has become official after an international audit confirmed the result of a global voting process. The New7Wonders Foundation based in Switzerland has confirmed that Table Mountain’s “provisional” status after international voting closed on 11 November 2011 has been changed to “official”. The results […]

The Uni-Brow Party – In And Around Your Face

uni-Bert & Ernie

You all remember my friend the Loose Wheel? She left the b-e-a-utiful shores of Cape Town to go see if the grass really is greener on the other side. Well? Is it greener??!! Apparently it is…cause she is now getting married to the hottest afrikaans boy that side of the boerewors curtain. ( I’m her […]

ANC To Scrap E Tolls

Under pressure from its allies and the court, the ANC is likely to scrap the controversial Gauteng e-toll project. However, it seems there is no consensus regarding the alternative funding model, with some in Luthuli House considering tapping into government pension funds to sustain the most contentious project since the arms deal. However, bureaucrats said […]

SA To Move To Smart Card IDs

A pilot project to replace identity documents with smartcards will start in about six months, Home Affairs Minister Nkosazana Dlamini-Zumasaid on Wednesday. Dlamini-Zuma, who showed off her own smartcard to journalists ahead of her budget speech in Parliament, said the cards would go a long way towards stamping out corruption in the home affairs department. […]

Police Believe Madeleine McCann May Still Be Alive

Investigators with Britain’s largest police force said on Wednesday that they believed that Madeleine McCann, the British toddler who vanished while on vacation with her parents in Portugal, could still be alive. Madeline’s story reverberated across the globe, and as the years have passed most have given up hope of ever finding her. Joe SocialI’m […]

Jammie Strike At UCT

On this morning of the 25th April the shuttle service for UCT went on strike If you are at UCT you might have realised that no one has come to pick you up to attend your classes. Guess it’s time for all the lazy students to get walking and get some blood flowing into your […]

Julius Malema Finally Booted Out Of ANC

ANC Youth League president Julius Malema has been expelled from the ruling party, its National Disciplinary Committee of Appeal announced, confirming the NDC’s sanction. Read more

A Witness Has Been Shot Dead At The Cape High Court


This just in. Don’t know the details more than this but here is a pic posted by a mate of mine on Facebook. Joe SocialI’m writing this cos I have a lot to say and sometimes I can’t sleep unless I write it. Then its gone from my head. I am a blogger, and a […]

SABC Messes Up Survivor – Again

SABC3 has spoilt Survivor and outraged viewers once again after playing an on-screen “spoiler” promo where the popular contestant Brett Clouser is already seen sitting in the tribal council jury. The problem is that as far as viewers are concerned – and as SABC3 has shown in the latest episode with just two Mondays still […]

Signal Hill Is Burning

Signal Hill Fire

There is a fire on Signal Hill. Click through for images. Joe SocialI’m writing this cos I have a lot to say and sometimes I can’t sleep unless I write it. Then its gone from my head. I am a blogger, and a property dude. I “entrepreneur” the shit out of things. I run on […]

Goodbye Sasha

5 Fm, have annouced that Sasha Martinengo will be leaving the station at the end of March 2012.The staff here at Socialyz would just like to get our 2 cents in. All we have to say is boooo – followed by one big giant sob. This guy has basically been there since forever. I had […]

Who Is Garth Murphy

You might have come across the name; heard it whispered amongst your friends, heard the name being dropped at a party. WHO IS THIS GUY? I did some research and it was while  I stalked him, that I  managed to befriend the infamous Garth Murphy. He’s a world traveler, a successful business man, eye candy […]

Tanker Burning On The N1 Northbound At Brackenfell – Pics

This just in. The N1 is closed as a tanker has overturned and is burning out on the N1 northbound just before the Brackenfell interchange. Pics from Anelle H.   Joe SocialI’m writing this cos I have a lot to say and sometimes I can’t sleep unless I write it. Then its gone from my […]

KONY 2012

I spent the last half an hour of my life being angry but mostly crying at the injustice of it all. This wasn’t easy as I had to do it in an office full of people. Social networks are now something we use daily and this is how I came across this video. The video […]

South African Citizens Strike Back

The ANC marked their 100 year centenary by throwing an elaborate and expensive celebration in Bloemfontein. The President gave a speech and this speech, unfortunately, stood for everything that is wrong with our country today. The President’s speech starts out by relaying History,  how it happened , according to HIM. This is our response to […]

Twinmassproducer – Parking Attendant Of The Year

New Member Of PLAP

Our funny man friend, The Twinmassproducer, and I have been, for weeks now keeping our eye on a BMW X3 parked in and around our complex. Not because it’s a cool car but because this person is quite obviously part of the PLAP club. This woman parks over two parking bays without fail every single […]

Nandos Takes A Dig At The Access To Information Bill

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Dave Van Vuuren – Vincent

At socialyz we have a new South African Idols favourite and our vote will be going to Dave. The whole country got driven to tears as Dave Van Vuuren performed his version of Don McLean’s Vincent. If you know the original then I’m sure you’ll appreciate Dave’s version on the song.   I got something […]

To The Springboks – Moer Hulle

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