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Last night, we were all feeling very brave and The Twinmasproducer in his moment of braveness decided to go put a note on this car.

It was all a bit of a laugh posing for pictures when all of a sardine he got caught. True to his witt and form, he laid one in this chick. When she asked him what he wanted from her he said R200 because that will be the price to release her car once a wheel clamp is put on. At this point a whole crowd of people had gathered to watch this spectacle from their balconies and we just could not help but laugh.

Long story short, she moved her car, she still parks scew but atleast she’s not inconveniencing everyone in the building anymore, and thus we woud like to thank the Twinmassproducer for solving the problem altogether and for being the Parking attendant of the year!

I got something in my eye…

I recently wrote an article on my BFF and how lame it is that she has moved away from Cape Town. Life is just too dull without her and we would like to have the sparkle back in our lives!

I went through some pictures on my trusted Blackberry and came across some errr pictures. Let’s just say, we  make the chicks in this video look like amateurs!

ha!

Ok maybe not quite as dirty as this but you would pretty much have to go wash your eyes our with bleach…

As you know  The LooseWheel was our ambasador for National Unibrow day, and like me, she liked to braai and talk kak. But she is gone and I think this is why the weather has been so KAK in Cape Town Lately.

So this article is for her to remember all the crazy people who love her down here. Mahpicky the Side Kicky and I really miss her and we think it’s time she comes back. Bring back your sunshine, bring back your laughter , bring back your crude and twisted sense of humour and bring back our mountain!

You have teased us long enough dear…Joke’s over!

In a statement the party said: “Comrade Julius Malema has been charged with various violations of the ANC constitution, including bringing the ANC into disrepute through his utterances and statements on Botswana and sowing divisions in the ranks of the African National Congress.

Read more here.

District Judge Howard Riddle said that Dewani can be extradited, pending approval from the UK’s home secretary.

Riddle said that “only by going to stand trial can Dewani be acquitted & clear his name. That may improve his mental illness”.

You can read more here.

Driving guitars, heart-pounding drums and growling lyrics tempered with some amazing melodies and a massive dose of stage presence make them one of the bands that appear on my “must see live” list before I (or any of them) are too old or too dead to do so.

Another thing I enjoy about them is their ability to take the complete mickey out of themselves in some of their music videos. Take “Low” where Jack Black and Dave Grohl get up to some night time shenanigans in a motel. Or “Learning to Fly” which features both of Tenacious D’s members accidentally spiking the coffee on board an airplane being flown by the Foo’s.

And their latest video for the track “Walk” off the Wasting Light album (an excellent listen). This one is a take on the great Michael Douglas movie, “Falling Down” and is definitely worth a watch.

Enjoy.

Why? Well, Shem has just achieved the notable “accolade” of being named Britains youngest grandfather – aged just 29!

Yup, Shem’s family are taking the UK’s teen-pregnancy vibe to a whole new level. To give you the abridged version of events, Shem Davies became a father to young Tia at aged 14. Not to be outdone of course, Tia has herself given birth to a little girl, Ava one week shy of her 15th birthday, making Shem the UK’s youngest grandad!

Amongst other things, Oupa Shem – who is jobless – was quoted as saying the following, “”One minute Tia’s a baby, the next she’s pregnant. I could have yelled at her, but what’s the point?”.

He went on to say, “I always lectured her on contraception…….”.

Really Shem? Did you really?

It’s really shameful that the UK has created a system of benefits that actually encourages this sort of tragic occurrence. It’s one thing to have a teen fall pregnant where the mother and baby can benefit from the assistance of a working grandparent, but it’s not a very encouraging start when the only options are a jobless 29 year old grandfather or state benefits. It’s almost a given that the benefits route will lead to further children in an attempt to secure more benefits, so that you never miss a weeks fags or lotto tickets.

And thus the cycle continues.

Modern Family?

Who would have thought Hobbits and humans could successfully reproduce?

Just another money making scheme methinks. Do we really need this?

This comes just a few months after Gauteng launched a new series of aluminium number plates.

Currently, each province has its own number plate design, colours, and numbering scheme.Responding to a parliamentary question from Congress of the People MP Dirk Feldman, Transport Minister Sbu Ndebele said uniform number plates would help South Africa achieve uniformity with vehicles from the region.

“All the plates would denote the Republic of SA , with the relevant province being allowed a certain portion of a plate wherein they can display provincial logos,” he said .

That’s all fine and dandy but do our citizens really need a new system that IS going to cost us money whatever the esteemed minister says? How much is the goverment going to pay for this to happen? How about spending the money on service delivery so that we don’t face a mass uprising by the unemployed masses, or is this something the government wants to happen?

Bad Idea.

via iafrica.com | motoring | latest news | ‘Universal’ plates for SA.

The night spot, which opened in January this year, is operating without liquor, entertainment and business licences.

The club, which is owned by business tycoon Kenny Kunene, is housed at the Cape Royale Hotel in Greenpoint.

It is believed the club is operating on the hotel’s licences.

Mayoral Committee Member for Safety and Security JP Smith said nightclub management will be issued with a notice.

“As for the business licence, when they get the first notice it will give them a warning and a minimal time to comply. Failing so, we will take them to court,” he said.

Smith said the SAPS Liquor Unit will also issue ZAR management with a final notice.

via iafrica.com | news | sa news | Final notice for ZAR club.

Malema, Sports Minister Fikile Mbalula, senior party member Tony Yengeni and Free State Premier Ace Magashule went to the township of Rammolotsi in the wake of the ANC’s own open-toilet saga, promising to enclose them.

The ANC entourage gave themselves a two-month deadline on May 10 to have all the toilets enclosed.

But the toilet outside the home of wheelchair-bound Kleinbooi Ndezi, 60, has no roof or ramp for him to access it, which the leaders promised him.

via Toilet shame still continues – Times LIVE.

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Zuma promised before the local government elections that the disputes over candidates lists would be sorted out.

About 2 000 ANC members from 20 wards marched peacefully to the local municipal offices to hand over a petition to ANC regional leaders under the watchful eye of the police on Monday.

via Protesters remind Zuma of promises: News24: South Africa: News.

He has quite a list of achievements to his name, however email ettiquette is obviously not amongst them as evidenced by his faux pas last week. It all began with an email from a certain Mr Jaap Kelder – an Afrikaans member of the Taxpayers Union and FF+ supporter, which was sent to the DA enquiring about comments made by Lindiwe Mazibuko with reference to land reform.

The email apparently raised Mr Trollips hackles and prompted him to forward the email to a fellow MP, Annette Steyn, with a message that read as follows:

“Please answer this Asshole once and for all, deal with the Afrikaner issue that he raises and tell him to stop masquerading as a rate payer organization especially if he is the reincarnation of the AWB, KP, FF+ , NAZI. Stuur die IDIOOT in sy moer in asseblief. Athol.”

The only problem is he hit the reply button instead of forward…

Which is why the best piece of email advice I have ever received is – and always will be – NEVER send an email when you’re angry.

Into the naughty corner Athol.

The government is pumping more than R1 million into the restoration of the Castle of Good Hope – raising concerns that the country’s oldest building is falling apart.

The maintenance started in May and includes the reinforcement of walls and fixing of roof leaks. The decision to do the work was taken after slates on the Leerdam bastion came loose a few months ago.

Seems to me that a once a decade restoration is about right. I question whether it’s wise to host the J&B Global party there on Friday this week.

Gabriël Fagan Architects, which did extensive preservation work at the castle in 1999, have again been called upon to do the restoration work at the historic building.

via Castle of Good Hope collapsing? – IOL Travel Western Cape | IOL.co.za.

In a statement, he warned that Malema’s comments on land ownership were “taking us back to the period before 1994, when violence and even the possibility of a civil war was part of the South African debate”.Mulder — who also serves in President Jacob Zuma’s Cabinet as deputy agriculture minister — said there was no difference between Malema’s viewpoint on land and land policy, and that of Zimbabwean President Robert Mugabe, who had destroyed his country’s economy.

via iafrica.com | news | sa news | FF+ slams ‘land grab’ talk.

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