Puss In Boots The Movie

You’ve probably all seen atleast one (if not all) of the Shrek movies. If you have kids, you’ve probably seen every single one of the four Shrek movies atleast 5 kazillion times.  I’m right aren’t I? I have good news! It’s the movie that’s all about Puss in Boots. I can’t wait to see it…for […]

Friends With Benefits At Ster Kinekor

I’ve been wanting to see this one for a while and it’s finally here. Make sure you get down to

Movietime – Bad Teacher Trailer

It’s move time and what better to watch than the new movie Bad Teacher with Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake (just to rekindle some old flames there) Here’s the trailer, make sure you get down to

The New Adventures Of Tintin 3D Movie Looks Amazing

I don’t know about you guys but when I was a kid I was a voracious reader. Like I always say, I’d read the side of a baked beans can if there was nothing else around to read. A big part of my upbringing was the transitional stage from kids books to adult books and […]

Chace Crawford To Play SA Serial Killer

Chace Crawford is set to star as a South African man who is accused of shooting and killing his housemate in a new independent film, The House Gun, reports The Los Angeles Times. Pierce Brosnan is attached to play his father. The movie is based on the acclaimed 1998 novel of the same name by […]

SA Music Stars To Suck In Local Vampire Movie

I wrote about this a few weeks ago and now there is a bit more press around the topic. Joe SocialI’m writing this cos I have a lot to say and sometimes I can’t sleep unless I write it. Then its gone from my head. I am a blogger, and a property dude. I “entrepreneur” […]

Transformers 3D the Dark Of The Moon Trailer

Last night Asstastic and I went to see Pirates of the Carribean and I started acting all weird like and shit like a pirate. Well one of the trailers was for Transformers 3D The Dark Of the Moon. You know that here at Socialyz we love that kind of shit, moon landings and space and […]

Pirates Of The Western Cape – On Stranger Tides

Earlier I wrote an article on how 3D porn can (apparently) make you pregnant. It was all a bit of a laugh but I’m starting to think it’s true. Joe Social and I were out for our weekly romantic-do-something-with-your-other-half special and after enjoying a much needed lunch we decided to go watch Pirates of the […]

First Afrikaans Film At Cannes Scoops Award

The director of the first Afrikaans film to be picked for the prestigious Cannes Film Festival in France says he was “honoured” that the film was awarded the Queer Palm by the “powerhouse of European film critics”. Director Oliver Hermanus’s Skoonheid (beauty), featured in the festival’s Un Certain Regard (a particular outlook) category, won the […]

Aliens Attack South London Council Estate

Aliens attack Earth and they don’t take on the Whitehouse?! Sounds like fun to me! Remember Shaun of the Dead, the Zombie flick that turned the genre on it’s head and made us all love the walking dead again? Well from the makers of that movie comes Attack The Block. Aliens arrive on planet Earth […]

Afrikaans Vampire Movie Featuring Jack Parow Out Soon

Jack Parow has announced that he will feature in new Afrikaans vampire movie Bloedsuiers. Parow will contribute a specially written song to the soundtrack and will also be making a cameo appearance in the film. “Whether he will play a human, villain or vampire will remain under wraps,” said producer Benjamin Cowley. “Fans will have […]

Abduction – New Taylor Lautner Movie Trailer

I guess every salivating young lady for the last few years has been wondering about this one… Can Taylor Lautner actually act? Can the impossibly good looking bad boy from the Twilight series hold a movie? We are about to find out. The trailer for his latest movie, Abduction, has just dropped and it certainly […]

First Afrikaans Film At Cannes Film Festival

A South African film Skoonheid has been announced as one of the films to be screened at the 64th Cannes film festival. Skoonheid, a film by South African director Olivier Hermanus, is the first Afrikaans film ever to receive this honour. Altogether 49 films have been chosen for the 11 day festival on May 11 […]

Gunshots Ring Out On Safe House Set

Residents of gang infested Bonteheuwel were left cowering as gunfire erupted – and continued – for a few hours last night. The terrified folk found themselves sleeping on their floors and under beds in fear of being caught in the crossfire  of what they believed was another turf war between the rival gangs that plague […]

Superman Finally Gets Some – Superman The Porn Parody

The Porn Parody

Superman was great, but his films always lacked a certain something. I never knew what it was untill I saw this

Monkey Sex Scene Gets Hangover 2 Trailer Pulled

Just days after the trailer for The Hangover 2 raced it’s way across cyberspace with a vengenace, it has been pulled from theaters. The trailer for the sequel to the popular 2009 comedy has spurred controversy in the film industry. In a letter to movie theaters, Warner Bros. and the Motion Picture Association of America […]

The Hangover II: The Extended Trailer

Remember I put out a teaser trailer for The Hangover II recently? Well the full length trailer has now been released so here it is! This movie is going to be legendary. Joe SocialI’m writing this cos I have a lot to say and sometimes I can’t sleep unless I write it. Then its gone […]

Die Antwoords Video Best On The Internet

The Guggenheim Foundation, the high temple of contemporary art, has chosen Die Antwoords Zef Side video as one of the 25 best internet videos of the past two years. Not bad for a bunch of back street poor white trash peeps saying fuck every second word.  Make sure to pay special attention to 1:15 in […]

The Parlotones Vino In 3D

Last night I stayed up late so I could listen to The parlotones live on air on some American radio station.  As you  probably know they are currently touring America and I am the biggest fan ever!  You’ll remember I did several articles on them and I was also first to buy tickets for their […]

RIP Liz Taylor

Eliabeth Taylor

Hollywood acting legend Liz Taylor has passed away aged 79. Taylor first gained stardom as a child and appeared in more than 50 films. She won Oscars for her performances in “Butterfield 8” and “Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?” She was admitted to the Cedars-Sinai hospital six weeks ago suffering from congestive heart failure. She […]

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