This obviously comes from the movie of the same name, with Wesley Snipes and Woody Harrelson, from way back in 1992.

You see Billy it's like this, you either smoke or you get smoked. And you got smoked.

Well after this weekends Springboks v All Blacks Game in Bloem to open the Tri Nations for SA, I have to beg to differ. Matfield is a kingpin among men, to use a term I coined myself, he is a ‘Tower Of Strength’ or my other term I have just amde up, a ‘Vertible Collossus’

As Wesley Snipes Character Sidney Deane says in the movie, I don’t mean to brag… but I’m the greatest!

That certainly applies to our Vic.

Victor Matfield, One Jumping Mofo

I was very impressed with the performance of Victor Matfield on Saterday.

This dude brings fear to the opposition with his ability to work out lineout calls. It’s quite often you’ll hear a commentator say… “Matfield has worked out the their lineout calls”

Why? Cos he is the man. We are truly privileged to have him around and Im super thrilled to have him currently playing with Andries Bekker, his obvious heir apparent. It’s a no brainer that he will move on to coach our lineout forwards.

Cos that’s what I would have done… and I’m almost as main as him, cos I can fly.

When I’m dreaming.

Here’s a little diatribe from the movie, between Wesley Snipes Character and Billy Hoyle, played by Woody Harrelson.

Sidney Deane: Can anybody step in for this guy? Anybody? For Mr. Mofo March of Dimes?

Sidney Deane: Billy, listen to me. White men can’t jump.

Sidney Deane: I don’t mean to brag… but I’m the greatest!

Billy Hoyle: You are so stupid. It would take your mother 1, no. 2 hours to watch 60 MINUTES.

Sidney Deane: Don’t start that shit again.

Billy Hoyle: You calling me ugly?

Sidney Deane: Your mother did.

[with thanks to Roadsafety for the idea]

This is one of them.

In case you hadn’t heard, the Bull thrashed the Chiefs this weekend in the Super 14 final, 61 -17. Everyone I know was pretty thrilled with the idea. I only know a few Kiwis you see. Well I know 1. And he ain’t around right now.

Anyway while checking out the reaction I came across this commentary by the Fuhrer. He is pretty damned pissed off about the events. This is a mash up on the Valkyrie movie, set very cleverly against the weekends events.

It’s really funny.

Enjoy.

I’ve loved Star Trek and all that cool nerdlike shit since I was but a wee lad. In fact when I was growing up I wanted to be an explorer, I kid you not.

I have been keeping an eye on this movies for ages and all indications are that it’s gonna be a ripper. The casting looks to be spot on.

Here’s the preview, enjoy.

It’s a link cos thay aren’t letting us imbed it just yet.

Anyway this week I came across a mash up of Star Wars vs Snatch. It works REALLY well, check it out!

Star Wars: Retold (by someone who hasn’t seen it) from Joe Nicolosi on Vimeo.