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Before he was Rocky Balboa, he was “Stud” in The Party at Kitty and Stud’s which brought him  $200 ( R1 400). The flick was originally released as hardcore pornography, but after Mr. Stallone became a Hollywood name, the more graphic scenes and money shots were cut from subsequent releases. If you’re lucky (or unlucky) enough to find a copy of the flick, you can see Sylvester in all his glory as he services Kitty and three of her friends.

Antonio Sabato, Jr. followed up his successful career as a Calvin Klein model and stint on Melrose Place with a  gay porn movie called Testosterone. Check out the full frontal nude pics here (NSFW)

When she was just 19 years old and a struggling model, she appeared in A Certain Sacrifice. Madonna appeared in a rape scene in a coffee shop, an orgiastic dance session and a ritual sacrifice. Why am I not surprised?

Ok the next one freaks me out a bit…

After it was revealed that he starred in an X-rated flick in Hong Kong called All In The Family (errrr), Jackie said: “I had to do anything I could to make a living 31 years ago, but I don’t think it’s a big deal, even Marlon Brando used to be exposed in his movies.” Ok then!

Most women would just love to be the model on the cover of a magazine. Who wouldnt want to be anorexic right?  The problem with beauty magazine’s is that they do not promote self esteem.  If I were to compare myself with those chicks I probably would have chewed off my wrists ages ago but I’ve never had weight problems, I am what you would call size 10 with curves in all the right places and I like that about myself.

Franca Sozzani has thrown the fashion world a errr curve ball by putting fuller figure models Tara Lynn, Candice Huffine and Robyn Lawley on the cover of their latest issue in support of their campaign against pro-anorexia websites.

“Why should these models slim down?” she told DailyMail. “Many of the women who have a few extra kilos are especially beautiful and also more feminine.” Sozzani promises more of these full figure beauties on the cover of magazines.

If you’re a guy you are most probably staring at the crotch shot and missed the whole point of this article.

I was at a wee piss up at Mahpicki the Side-Kicky’s house this weekend and we had a very interesting conversation with some of her other girl friends. Why do Men Love bitches? The answer to your question lies in the Book – Why men Love Bitches by Sherry Argov. I did a bit of snooping this morning and I’m pretty sure this book is right up there with A Billion Wicked Thoughts.

When I told Joe social about the book he rolled his eyes,  so let me just be clear; this book does not bad mouth your man. This book is simply a tool to help you , as a woman,  to hold your own in a relationship. Independence is key. Basically it helps you to go from doormat to dreamgirl. ( Just like it says on the cover) Yes please!

I read a few snippets out of the book and I can’t wait to get my hands on a copy.

This book is funny, very informative, totally irresistible and oh so saucy!

What are you waiting for, go and buy that book! You can read a few snippets here.

How will you celebrate?

Masturbation Month dates back to 2000, the concept is still new. It all started out when proprietors of sex toy shops decided to have masturbation contests to raise money for charity as well as to promote their industry. Over the years, the popularity of it seems to wax and wane. It seems the West Coast of the United States always has something happening each time Masturbation Month comes around, but the rest of the world has only experimented with the idea so far.

What get’s you smouldering? What turns you on? Most importantly, do you share these fantasies with your sexual partner?

The internet has many adult dating sites where people are more than happy to share their preferences with complete strangers. There are loads of porn sites out there, some you pay for some you don’t, It all comes down to quality I suppose.

I know many people who frequent on both porn sites and dating sites and It all starts with the click of a button. You click and presto! Instant porn! You view a profile, you send a wink or a message and pretty soon you’re having full on cyber sex via skype. Awesome. (more…)

The ordentlike mense cringe at this but most of you would have used one or many by now. Either by yourself or to spice up the old sex life. Everyone is aware of sex toys and 8 out of 10 people own one.

kaleidoscopic, glow-in-the-dark, glitteratti latex, jelly or rubber toys that line the walls of the average adult store are made in China using cheap and potentially toxic materials that get absorbed through the linings of the vajayjay or anus. The material is also a breeding ground for bacteria and because it’s cheap and nasty it breaks down after a while and you get bits and pieces stuck in intimate places. (more…)

It sounds ridiculous, and from where I’m sitting, I’m immediately also thinking about things we whisper in the dark and I can’t imagine saying it in Afrikaans, atleast,  not without laughing. Go on, try it… think of something raunchy and then say it in Afrikaans. That’s what I thought!

A writer and three artists will be translating the Kama Sutra into Afrikaans. Ilse Groenewald is translating the text from English. The artists, Hardus Koekemoer, Diek Grobler and Marna Schoeman are drawing sketches that – just like in the ancient editions – illustrate the different sexual techniques described.

Afrikamasutra - Local is lekker

The Kama Sutra was assembled 18 centuries ago in India and has already been translated into the world’s most prominent languages. (more…)

At socialyz we write about most things. I took a stroll down memory lane and I thought it quite funny that most websites have everything including the S word. At Socialyz we have everything from Science and Technology, Hot Chicks , News and Opinions, Lifestyle to Music and Media. Where is the sex in all of this? Where??? I ask with tears in my big green eyes!

So Asstatstic ( that’s me ) had a little chat with The Loose Wheel. That was probably my first mistake. She suggested adding some umts umts umts.  The second was starting this article, because Joe Social is either going to drag me to the bedroom after this or he’ll run for the hills. I’m hoping for door number 1.

To have sex you basically need one Vajayjay and one penis. The penis should preferably be a decent size, both ways. This technique obviously works differently for the gay community. You will also need lots of energy, add some toys while you’re at it.

How To Have Hot Sex

Show And Tell: Learn to say things like “Please fuck me” or ” You have a nice cock” . You’d be surprised at how those few words can make a man (literally) move you. Moaning works, screaming works even better, but don’t fake it  ’cause guys can generally tell if you’re not really liking it that much. The poor bloke will just end up trying even harder ( pardon the pun) and fail miserably.

If the sex is not doing anything for you TELL him what he should do. A man can’t (unfortunately) read your mind, he won’t know so if you want him to touch your boobs tell him. If you are shy, take his hand and show him.  Same for guys, you want a girl to please you. Tell her, or show her. Spanking is also good, infact it’s great!

Remind Him Or Her What’s Waiting At Home: Technology is your oyster. Send him or her a text or email (or if you are really brave you can call him and whisper it over the phone) and explain to him how hot he makes you, how wet you are, you’re not wearing any panties etc. Or tell him you’re wearing your sexies undies and you can’t wait for him to take it off… with his teeth.

Guys can also play along. Just tell her you can’t wait to get home and take her clothes off. Infact, tell her how you are going to take them off and then tell her what you are planning on doing with her when you get your sweaty claws all over her. Grrrr! Describe every little detail, and tell him or her what you’d like them to do to you. Trust me,  the anticipation is going to drive you both insane.

Get Rid Of The Bore: Let me guess, you like doing it with the lights off? Try it with the lights on. And don’t close your eyes, keep them open. Eye contact is HOT HOT HOT! Everyone gets tired of the bedroom walls so why don’t you try the kitchen counter, or the couch?

If you are brave you can try it on your balcony (preferably early hours of the morning when there is no one around who could get you into trouble), if you have a desk at your house, why not do it like they do it in movies. The most popular is the shower, so feel free to drop the soap and bend over.

The Comedy: If you are anything like me, you have a great sense of humour especially in the bedroom ( wherever really). Humour doesn’t kill the sexy vibe, getting kneed in the crotch does, and this works both ways. So stay calm especially if you’re trying new manoeuvres.

How Not To Have Hot Sex

This is pretty easy. Try not to be nervous. Nervousness makes you clumsy, then you make the other person nervous and then all you are, are a pair of naked klutzes. This is why a sense of humour is important. It’s not that difficult, if you really don’t know what the hell you’re doing you can always pretend that you know exactly what you’re doing and then you can basically ask the other person to do with you what they want. Chances are they’ll jump at the chance to tie you up and shag the living day lights out of you. And you might even enjoy it.

The other thing to remember is don’t ever shout out or say lines from movies, especially Star Wars movies. For example:

“Size matters not! Look at me!”
“You have controlled your fear! Now, unleash your anger!”
“Control, control, you must learn control!”
“In time, you will call me master.”
“Get in there, you big furry oaf!”
“You came in that thing? You’re braver than I thought!”
“Ungh! And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!”
“…I am your father!”

Ha! Yes I know…

So it’s all about anticipation, it’s fun and I think everyone over the age of 18 should do it. Now please, go forth and multiply!