Mahpicki The Side-Kicky

You are wondering who this person is that I keep referring to in my articles here and here. Allow moi to explain… The love of my life and I have a pet name for each other. You all know Winnie the Pooh right? So in the story, piglet calls Winnie the Poo, Pookie. We took […]


Word of the day two, you get two today, lucky fuckers. “Asstopher” This is what you surreptitiously call a total knobhead you’ve just met. Example (mumbled): Sorry what did you say your name was, Asstopher? Example two (said to your mate): I met a total titbag called Asstopher earlier. Joe SocialI’m writing this cos I […]


Todays word is “Titbag” A Titbag is someone completely worthless… like why would tits be in a bag? Example: That oke is a total titbag. Joe SocialI’m writing this cos I have a lot to say and sometimes I can’t sleep unless I write it. Then its gone from my head. I am a blogger, […]

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