Zuma claims Jesus and Heaven for the ANC
In what can only be descibed as preaching to the utterly brainwashed, President Zuma has again brought the religion card to the election table. Last time he said the ANC would rule until Jesus returned, this time its a lot more farcical. Anyone who is swayed by such drivel, or who would vote for a [...]
Kim Kardashian To Bone Her Man – In South Africa
I cant’ decide whether I like Kim Kardashian, or whether I think she is a total idiot. In general I lean towards the idiot description. I can say, however, that I probably wouldn’t kick her out of my bed on a cold Cape Town winters morning. Unfortunately for South Africa she has decided to disgrace [...]
JZ Holding the Fort Until the Second Coming of JC
Well now I think I’ve heard it all! The entire planet can breathe a sigh of collective relief now that we know that none other than Jacob Zuma, the South African president is keeping chips until Jesus’ second coming. Well thank God for that hey! Capable and hands springs to mind. I understand that a [...]
Mandela Wired At The Waterfront Is The Dream
The other day my mate Tamryn and I were sitting having
Dr Phils mothers dog
My mate Phil, who you can read about here, keeps banging on about his mothers dog which goes mad when he sprays water at it. Well Philly, this one’s for you! Remember I told you about how we use his super ninja Psychology skills to meet new girls? Well The Thrill has had a rough [...]
Susan Boyle makes a move on Piers Morgan
In a shameless publicity stunt Piers Morgan has offered to kiss Susan Boyle. If you’ve been under a rock, Susan Boyle is the latest Internet superstar. This is her. She sings like an absolute gem. I posted a video of her singing here, along with Amanda Holden, the woman of joy. So Piers wants to [...]
Scarlett Johansson look-alike propositions totally innocent dude unexpectedly
I get a lot of junk mail. Most of it is from complete strangers offering me help with my sex life and showing a disturbing amount of concern about the size of my dick, which makes me feel a little uncomfortable. Does ANYONE actually buy from these guys? What on earth is going on in [...]
Fuck you at the coke fest, South Africa Style
Well someone had to have the balls to do it. There was so much banter going around pre coke zero fest cape town about bands pulling out last minute AFTER peeps had bought tickets, that someone had to have the balls to tell the fuckers off. Well done Cassette. Shameless punt but fucking cool one. [...]
Asstopher
Word of the day two, you get two today, lucky fuckers. “Asstopher” This is what you surreptitiously call a total knobhead you’ve just met. Example (mumbled): Sorry what did you say your name was, Asstopher? Example two (said to your mate): I met a total titbag called Asstopher earlier. Joe SocialI’m writing this cos I [...]
