Dr Phils mothers dog

Joe Social — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 09:30:15 +0000

My mate Phil, who you can read about here, keeps banging on about his mothers dog which goes mad when he sprays water at it. Well Philly, this one’s for you!

Phils mothers dog went MAL

Remember I told you about how we use his super ninja Psychology skills to meet new girls? Well The Thrill has had a rough time of note and was moaning about getting back into shape. Well Phil you better hurry cos the FAT POLICE are out in Force this season, this ones for you.

The Anti FAT spray worked a treat

Dr Phil

Joe Social — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 04:48:41 +0000

I have this mate of mine Phil. You can read more about him here. He is an ex psychologist, the chicks love it. We used to wing man the fuck outta the concept at local bars, I’d play the good guy friend and Phil would be the ex psychologist who didnt want to talk about psychology. I’d mention to the girl that Phil ‘used to be’ a psychologist.

I’d say “Oh come on Phil just give her a small taste of it”

He would say “No man fuck off I’m sick of doing it”

She would say “Oh Please!!!!?”

Phil would say “… oh alright”

Eventually we would know everything about the girl, most importantly whether to ‘go there’ or not. It’s an EXACT science, we would always get it spot on. Come back Phil we love you. Phil is currently hibernating after a recent break up… I warned him about her…

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