It’s Asstastic again and I’m here to inform you that the  TwinMassProducer has his birthday on Thursday and we will be celebrating in style on Saturday Ekse! The TwinMassProducer has a knack for making us laugh here in the office and he certainly does have a way with words. He makes pirates look like saints! [...]

If you’re a regular with us here on Socialyz, you’ll know that our mate, Andre the property broker, always sends us really cute videos. Well, he has done it again, he sent me this video. We all know it but like Andre said in his email to me, it makes him feel warm and fuzzy [...]

Thats right, and it’s in aid of promoting the latest Loeries, nice one Riaan. Joe SocialI’m writing this cos I have a lot to say and sometimes I cant sleep unless I write it. Then its gone from my head.More Posts – Website

Seriously! It’s world cup time and seeing as everything is all about New Zealand etc. I thought this was a gem. There was a time when the Haka was just a bunch of white okes who can’t dance looking like a bunch of dicks. Check it out. Joe SocialI’m writing this cos I have a [...]

In preparation for South Africa’s National Braai day, held 24 September every year, comedy duo ‘Derick Watts and the Sunday Blues’ recorded and shot a music video to parody the viral sensation that was Rebecca Black’s “Friday” Joe SocialI’m writing this cos I have a lot to say and sometimes I cant sleep unless I [...]

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It’s no secret ’round these parts that everyone loves a good braai, and none more than me! well you’ve all heard about National Braai day right? Seeing as you have all heard about it and you know that it’s coming up on the 24th of September which is National Heritage Day in South Africa, and [...]

So we all know about Ard Matthews and his two word fuck up. Well Nando’s knows about it too… AsstasticMore Posts – Website

My bestest Best Friend – The LooseWheel – has moved back to the land of dust and little water. She left Cape Town for errr greener pastures. I was recently in Pretoria ( the land of dust and little water) and we had a big party just because we could and because our regular sunday [...]

I’m a big fan of Eddie Izzard. That man is a legend and he makes me laugh ’till my sides get sore. All over socialyz you will find articles and video clips that have something to do with Eddie Izzard. That oke is fucken main!! So I know this is old but it’s still funny… [...]

It’s Monday ( dreaded Monday) and it’s all fun and games in the office this morning. My assistant and I really don’t feel like working today so I decided to find something funny we could all laugh at.   Jeff Dunham has a new show, Controlled Chaos,  and here is a sneak preview…     [...]

This video ended up in my inbox and I just have to share this with you and even the nerd leaning over your shoulder. It’s almost as good as my article on Lord Von Vader Ham and The Death Star Canteen. I have 2 new favourite words – Dick pillows. NSFW!   < AsstasticMore Posts [...]

It’s Friday at the office and I haven’t written anything in a while.  But I’m still Asstastic and I think it’s time to get back on the horse as they say. To my public, I apologise but writing articles for www.commercial-property.co.za has been keeping me super busy. So back to Carmen who is a real [...]

Much excitement is building up as we get closer to Elizabeth Galloway Academy of Fashion Design annual Graduate Fashion Event 2011. This year the prestigious event is taking place in Stellenbosch at the Protea Hotel, Techno Park. Joe SocialI’m writing this cos I have a lot to say and sometimes I cant sleep unless I [...]

This one is straight out of the cute files. Sent to me by none other than my mate Andre the Property Broker, this video has us all going ‘aaaah cute’ in the office. Nice for a Friday morning… This is Nala the baby Capuchin monkey who has never seen an iPhone before… Joe SocialI’m writing [...]

It’s time for all you old boys and girls to show your support for your teams in the Annual MOB (Milnerton Old Boys) Old Boys Rugby Festival which is going down at Milnerton High School. So what’s this about? It’s a tournament that pits the best Old Boys from various schools against each other for [...]

I’m a big Foo Fighters fan. Dave Grohl in particular just gives that vibe that it’s all about the rock. Driving guitars, heart-pounding drums and growling lyrics tempered with some amazing melodies and a massive dose of stage presence make them one of the bands that appear on my “must see live” list before I [...]

Which makes him quite famous or infamous in the UK depending on how you look at things. Why? Well, Shem has just achieved the notable “accolade” of being named Britains youngest grandfather – aged just 29! Yup, Shem’s family are taking the UK’s teen-pregnancy vibe to a whole new level. To give you the abridged [...]

So you might have heard of planking right? It’s the ‘artform’ of laying down on everyday household objuects and the like, taking a picture of your endeavour and then showing everyone how good you are at it. Not in on the craze yet? Well you might be too late, cos Owling is here and it’s [...]

Have you heard of K- Swiss? Well me neither. But after this little gem of an advert featuring Danny McBride, I think we all need to reconsider. Brilliant. NSFW… if you live in the 1800′s Joe SocialI’m writing this cos I have a lot to say and sometimes I cant sleep unless I write it. [...]