David Attenborough narrates a tortoise shagging a Croc

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I’m not just talking about any old Croc mind you, I’m talking about the (please God) lesser spotted irrit foot croc, commonly worn by fashion victims the world over. The Internet is very boring today. Until I found this one that is. Remember a few days agoI posted about Sir David Attenborough and the What […]

Epic Video – Slinky on a Treadmill

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Cue the dramatic Music. Enter the star. Action! There is something just so special about this video. Some may find this idiotically boring, some may find it offensive. I find it exciting! Will the slinky make it to the end? Will our star achieve its goal? I don’t know you’ll have to watch and see! […]

Do you want to Socialyz your brand?

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Want to Socialyz your brand? If you are a brand manager or marketing executive wanting to enquire about marketing your product or brand through Socialyz.com please email media@socialyz.com If you are a retailer wanting to promote your outlet or product please email retail@socialyz.com Want to become a Contributor? Are you a media specialist, brand manager […]

Pubic Braiding Anyone?

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Ok I’ve seen a lotofthings on the Internet, but this one takes the cake. I was innocently browsing myFacebook wall until I came across this. Out the window went the innocent thoughts while I tried to imagine what this entails. I dare someone to callthe number!

Excellent Game Of Thrones Parody – NSFW Video

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If you love Game Of Thrones then you’ll love this. Its a bit not safe forwork so exercise caution (cover your screen and wear headphones) Game of Thrones, Bitch!

Sir David Attenborough – What a Wonderful World

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After what feels like weeks talking about Spear paintings and all that, I thought it was time for a little bit of culture. To honour the 85-year-old Sir David Attenborough, who just concluded narrating his final series on the BBC, a UK ad agency mashed up footage from his BBC shows with his spoken-word recording […]

Humanity Is Amazing

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People really can do amazing things in our world, have a look at this clip if you don’t believe me. Enjoy! Iron ManThey call me Iron Man! You can figure that out for yourself. It has nothing to do with my ridiculous t shirt. Promise. I use fire and shit to makethings happen. I like […]

Our Cat Marmite – The Space Cat

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You all probably know by now that we have a Cat Mascot. His name is Marmite. Marmite loves sitting in front of our HDTV watching things go down. He is especially fond of watching sport (he is the only one in the place that watches golf – he loves that golf ball) and his new […]

Finally, something for the Bulls to smile about

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…and it’s not the game today. Found this on the net today. Well done to these boys. Joe SocialI’m writing this cos I have a lot to say and sometimes I can’t sleep unless I write it. Then its gone from my head. I am a blogger, and a property dude. I “entrepreneur” the shit […]

Nandos Don’t Mind Exposing Their Cocks

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…and yet another one! Don’t know if this is a real Nandos advert but you get the idea. The supposed strapline is “Nandos don’t mind exposing their cocks” Joe SocialI’m writing this cos I have a lot to say and sometimes I can’t sleep unless I write it. Then its gone from my head. I […]

New Zuma Spoof

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They just keep coming! Saw this today on Facebook and I had to post it. Joe SocialI’m writing this cos I have a lot to say and sometimes I can’t sleep unless I write it. Then its gone from my head. I am a blogger, and a property dude. I “entrepreneur” the shit out of […]

Why Do People Do What They Do – Friday Fail

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In this clip is some hectic fails, some you have seen and some you have not. Enjoy! Iron ManThey call me Iron Man! You can figure that out for yourself. It has nothing to do with my ridiculous t shirt. Promise. I use fire and shit to makethings happen. I like absurdity splashed with a […]

Mandela Weighs in on the Zuma Spear Painting

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So right now everyone is arguing in court about the Zuma Spear of the nation painting, instead of running the country. This was bound to happen, some clever dick (geddit) has put together the following image for our enjoyment. Enjoy! Joe SocialI’m writing this cos I have a lot to say and sometimes I can’t […]

PE Dude Tattoos Malema’s face on his Arse

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I was reading over at www.lifeissavage.com that two crazy guys from Port Elizabeth took friendly bets where they agreed that the one who supported the losing team of the Champions League final would have a tattoo of Julius Malema done on their arse.

Well the final is over, Chelsea won and Mark who supported Bayern now has this on his butt cheek.

The Naked Zuma and Malema Picture – NSFW

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Seeing as photoshopped pics are all the rage right now in South Africa, I thought I would post this little gem that has been doing the rounds on Facebook. Now just to be clear all the trolls out there, this is not my creation! I didn’tmake it, and as such I’ve marked it as NSFW. […]

Wayne Parnell in Rave party drug sting

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IPL players Wayne Parnell and Rahul Sharma of Pune Warriors team, who were detained along with 94 others during a raid on a rave party in suburban Juhu, were let off today after collection of their blood and urine samples. In another development, Vishay Handa, director of city-based Oakwood Premier Hotel, where the rave party […]

Its That Day Again – Friday Fail

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My faith in humanity is lost … *face palm* . Enjoy! Iron ManThey call me Iron Man! You can figure that out for yourself. It has nothing to do with my ridiculous t shirt. Promise. I use fire and shit to makethings happen. I like absurdity splashed with a bit of order in mylife. I […]

Humanity = Awesome

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Once again I get super excited when I see a clip of people doing awesome things, it brings pride to my heart knowing that there are people out there like the people in this clip. Enjoy! Iron ManThey call me Iron Man! You can figure that out for yourself. It has nothing to do with […]

Zookeeper licks Monkeys Ass for an Hour – True Story

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I have been thinking about adding a category called WTF Wednesday, in honour of Wednesday, the whole WTF thing (Wednesday Thursday Friday) and of course, what the fuck?! Well much to my absolute delight I read a story this morning that perfectly fits in with WTF Wednesday!! I read a story about a Chinese Zookeeper […]

This ones for The Loose Wheel

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I love Table Mountain, but I know someone who loves it even more than me. This morning on the school run I stopped outside my favourite drinking hole

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