“When there’s no underbrush, the tree looks taller” Thanks to Gillette, all men can now see how to shave their balls. Thanks guys, just what I needed to know this week. I love how they say now go out and have fun…. umm like how? Sidle up to a chick and say… hey I just [...]

I was playing around with my camera phone yesterday, still not totally convinced that the Samsung Omnia camera is not a complete lemon. I had been out the night before with my friend Rachel to Doodles [website here] AND tries to get a hand shake vibe in with it, which is obviously not cool. Quite [...]

Well you’ve probably seen this all before. Everyone keeps talking about the fact we are going to get so many tourists and that it’s going to be great for our economy and all that. What they don’t mention is that some of them will be as thick as two short planks. These questions about South [...]

Just when you thought anything Crocs like was being shown the back door, along comes the CAP SAC, which they descibe as “the fannypack for your head”. Yes, the FANNY pack. Unbeknownst to them maybe, but FANNY mean’s something completely different outside of the US of A. Something I’m not going to go into right [...]

Last weekend I had the pleasure of accompanying my dear friend The Thrill [more about him here] on his birthday rounds. First up we had pizza at the Thrills place. Being of Italian decent, he knows the drill when it comes to Pizza. There was also Chilli Vodka. Now I know I love my Tequila, [...]

I was playing around with my Samsung Omnia to try to get some value out of the camera function on this thing but I still find the drawbacks to be too high. I took this picture today, and while the actual functionality of the camera itself is great, I don’t see the value of having [...]

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Man I am so stoked about Rocking The Daisies. Not only is it a kick ass event with superior band line ups and organisation to most events, it’s also got the whole carbon neutral angle going down. The whole eco village vibe going down really works well. I love that I can go an hour [...]

Everyone is jumping on the bandwagon making business cards about twitter and google and whatever else. I found this over at Chris Mills site http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kudos Kudos (/?ku?d?s/, often /?ku?do?z/), from the

Hot Off The Press For The Cape Town Winter DVD Watching Scene. Ok if you don’t have one of these yet then you are SERIOUSLY lagging behind. If you’re anything like me, which you probably are, then you’ll have TONS of shit lying around on your harddrive, waiting for the day when you will watch [...]

My Good God this has got the be the most hilarious thing I have heard in AGES. This actually happened on LIVE Radio, 702, on Redi Direko’s show. Remember I wrote an article [here] about the ANC Youth League and how they only open their mouths to change feet? Well this guy takes the cake. [...]

If you’re getting married, think twice about inviting this guy. I don’t think this could have been staged better. What a lovely way to start my Monday, with a smile! Joe SocialI’m writing this cos I have a lot to say and sometimes I cant sleep unless I write it. Then its gone from my [...]

The other day my mate Tamryn and I were sitting having

Wow well this is a first. Im not getting this. Maybe for drug reinforement? What does reinforcement actually MEAN? I tried to find out but I got lost and couldn’t find anything worthwhile explaining it. If any of you know then let me know then I’ll let everyone else know (including the guys who work [...]

My good God. I’m a bit late on this episode this week. I had a fat party at

It’s hard to believe that Jacob Zuma is 67 years old… I heard somewhere that he only wants to be in office for one term, well after that he can do events thats for sure. You can say what you want about Jacob Zuma, the man can move. If he hadn’t have made it in [...]

Ok people so when you read this post… you HAVE to send it to at least 13 friends while you: 1. Put your finger on your nose. (Use your ‘mouse left click’ finger ONLY) 2. Hold your breath for 35 seconds. 3. Say the name of the person you like, as you exhale. 4. If [...]

There’s a new something that is really taking off in the netosphere (I made that up) If you haven’t already seen the Andy Samberg / The Lonely Island song “Jizz in my pants” video then you really have been under a rock! This parody is now being redone over and over again until everyone is [...]

A few weeks ago I carried a story about Andy Samberg’s The Lonely Island video hit “Jizz in my pants” [my article is here] featuring Justin Timberlake and the delectable Molly Sims. Well guess what? The parody has been parodied. This time it’s all in aid on