Nike’s New Slogans In The Language Of Drug Addicts

In a terrible case of a company not being in touch with whats going on around it, Nike Inc is being blasted for replacing its signature “Just Do It” slogan on some T-shirts with the phrases “Dope”, “Get High” and “Ride Pipe”. The shoe and athletic apparel company said the terms are part of the […]

Bakkies And Burgers – Mike Phillips Gets Our Friday Fail

Remember Mike Phillips? No? He’s the Welsh scrumhalf who represented the British & Irish Lions on their 2009 tour of South Africa. Although he’s more well-known in South African circles as the guy that caught Bakkies Botha’s attention at a ruck and led to the big man uttering the memorable “jees you’ve got beautiful blue […]

The cat Lover And The Online Dating

Ok so She LOVES cats. AsstasticMore Posts – Website

Samuel L Jackson Narrates The Kids Book – Go The F-ck To Sleep

This is pretty hilarious and spot on! We all know how long it takes some kids to go to sleep, well this is a clip of Samuel L Jackson doing what he was born to do, that is telling kids to go the f-ck to sleep! Based on the bestselling book Go The F-ck To […]

Look At This Crazy Dog

no really ending ever

3D Porn Is The Direct Cause For Pregnancies

And the pope is set to marry the Queen later this year. (??!!) Likely story! An American military man got home from Iraq and found his wife to be pregnant. She says she watched a porn movie and a month later she was pregnant. The oke and his wife are both white but the baby […]

Tequila Is Good For You

According to these guys…   AsstasticMore Posts – Website

Possibly The Funniest Video EVER

The Twinmassproducer posted this to his Facebook profile and I thought I’d share it with you all. I just can’t stop laughing… The snail is my favourite!   AsstasticMore Posts – Website

Messi Wanted For Man Slaughter


It was bound to happen. This kind of poster I mean. My mate Andre the Property Broker, who usually sends me cute shit about kittens and stuff, sent me this… how apt. Joe SocialI’m writing this cos I have a lot to say and sometimes I can’t sleep unless I write it. Then its gone […]

The Emotion Gallery – Piss Yourself Laughing

I took it upon myself to pick up the Loose-wheel who currently doesn’t have a car. ( haha yes I know ) I had a serious case of had-to-get-antibiotics and dragged the Loose-wheel along to my dischem spree where I told the friendly not so friendly lady behind the counter that I would like to […]

Look At This Dog

It’s just how this dog rolls. TheFrenchConnectionMore Posts – Website

Hilarious South African Take On Al Qaeda – Video

Ok first up like the thing says its a parody of Al Qaeda, and has nothing to do with religion. Ok that said, I saw this on eTV the other day and it’s awesome. Usually we see this kind of stuff coming out of the US of A but this time it’s local and it’s […]

I had It Wrong – The World Will Only End In October

So I wrote a little note on Judgement Day and we had some follow up articles on a certain someone who had some splainin’ to do. I apparently owe Harold Camping an apology because 21 May was not the day the world would end but it was the day that would draw a chain of […]

Danny MacAskill Rips Up Cape Towns Streets

You know Danny MacAskill right? He is that dude with the insane bicycle skills that makes us all feel like we need to spend the next few days running in the gym just to get a semblance of his skill and balance in our lives. Well guess what? He has recently graced the Fariest Cape […]

Judgement Day – 21 May 2011

You will remeber I wrote an article on 2012 and how the world will be ending with a bang right? Well I’m sure you’ve been watching the news and as you know according to some people the world is ending tomorrow. So I did a bit of digging and I came across the end of […]

Stormers Rugby Jersey Looks Like Old Pick n Pay Shopping Packet

Stormers New Rugby Jersey

Joe SocialI’m writing this cos I have a lot to say and sometimes I can’t sleep unless I write it. Then its gone from my head. I am a blogger, and a property dude. I “entrepreneur” the shit out of things. I run on tequila and good food.More Posts – Website

Who Thought A Fox Licking A Window Would Be Cute

Our mate Andre, you know Andre, the guy who keeps sending us cute things to post, well he sent me this and at first I rolled my eyes but towards the end I was completely mesmerized. This is SO cute, thanks Andre.   AsstasticMore Posts – Website

Friday The 13th Has Socialyz Worried

TheFrenchConnection hates most Fridays

Do you suffer from Friggatriskaidekaphobia? Or fear of Friday the 13th as it’s more commonly known. I’m starting to think Joe Social and Asstastic do. Maybe it’s because today is Friday the 13th? Or perhaps it’s because TheFrenchConnection’s alias is Jason? And he had his 13th birthday on Friday the 13th. And he owns a […]

Comatose Cops Caught Sleeping On The Job

SAPS sleep clinics a great success

We all know that the long arm of the law works long hours. We understand the pressures of the job. And we sympathise when we read about our law enforcement personnel being killed or injured in the line of duty, but we can’t really let this lie (excuse the pun). Two of our boys in […]

Jack Sparrow – Lonely Island Featuring Michael Bolton

I love these guys. They have not disappointed yet again. Their latest track is about the forthcoming Jack Sparrow movie clearly, and it features Michael bolton trying to be cool. You have to watch it to the end, the last line is a killer… Enjoy Joe SocialI’m writing this cos I have a lot to […]

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