Anyone who has been to Fish Hoek lately will have noticed the absolute nightmare the road works are causing just to get IN to Fish Hoek. You spend hours doing a trip from the city centre that should take you half an hour. The frustration is immense when you arrive on the other side only [...]

It seems the whole world has joined the Americans in the “oh my God” phenomenon. Joe Social posted the” aww so cute dolphin video” (thank you Andre the property broker for sending us that cute video, we are still “aww-ing” about it) and all you can hear in this entire video is OH MY GOD! [...]

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Irish band U2’s current 360 world tour is the most successful ever This tour has beat the record set by The Rolling Stones four years ago, promoters Live Nation Entertainment said on Monday. According to Live Nation, the Irish supergroup will gross ticket sales of more than $700 million when their 360 tour finally wraps [...]

We’ve all done them at some point in our lives. We’ve screamed, we’ve cried, we’ve kicked, we’ve thrown things about… Yes folks. The tantrum ( right about now imagine ominous music). At age 25, I still have them. They get referred to as “jealousy tantrums” at my age. I’ve been thinking about this for the [...]

Just days after the trailer for The Hangover 2 raced it’s way across cyberspace with a vengenace, it has been pulled from theaters. The trailer for the sequel to the popular 2009 comedy has spurred controversy in the film industry. In a letter to movie theaters, Warner Bros. and the Motion Picture Association of America [...]

Yes THAT is on this list…but first: One cucumber contains  Vitamin B1, Vitamin B2, Vitamin B3, Vitamin  B5, Vitamin B6, Folic Acid, Vitamin C,  Calcium, Iron, Magnesium, Phosphorus,  Potassium and Zinc. I got a list of things you can do with a cucumber and it vary’s from polishing your shoes to hiding the unsightly orange [...]

What to make of it folk? Billionaire businessman and part time conspiracy theorist, Mohamed Al Fayed has told fans of Fulham football club in London that they can “go to hell” after they vented their anger at his recent unveiling of a statue at their ground of the ex King of Pop, Michael Jackson. Al [...]

Savanna Dry is now also taking a dig at Graeme Smith in the same manner Nandos did with regards to his recent performances. Nice one Savanna, at least someone cares. This has got to do with the fact that he has announced his engagement to Morgan Deane, an Irish singer. Joe SocialI’m writing this cos [...]

Now I’ve seen it all! This chick is nuts man! She wanted a horse, couldn’t get one so she is now treating her cow as a horse??? She even taught it to jump. That’s fucked up man! Joe SocialI’m writing this cos I have a lot to say and sometimes I cant sleep unless I [...]

Have you heard the me neither joke? Joe Social and I always make a point of asking people if they’ve heard it in any conversations we are having and we are also very carefull not to get caugh out with it. I tend to talk in my sleep and last night I was happily talking [...]

My mate Paul sent me a picture taken in Durban at a Traffic light of a Beggar with rudimentary knowledge of world events trying to work it in his favour. Kudos to this guy (theres that word Kudos again!) for knowing enough about world events to try pull a fast one and pull the pity [...]

Myself, Joe social and our faithful sidekick Mahpicki were at our

In what can only be described as an incredible piece of furtune for this lucky dog, it was spotted on a floating island of debris three weeks after the devastating Japanese Tsunami. It not only survived the Tsunami but also the three weeks on it’s makeshift island, most probably surviving on pools of rain water [...]

Mohamed Al Fayed, who is chairman of Fulham football club in London, has for some bizarre reason put a statue of Michael Jackson up outside their playing ground. Read the rest of it

A while back I wrote an article on  Parking like a P*es . I Basically wrote that article for everyone who seems to be illiterate and park like complete tits. I caught this guy out over the weekend.He was even stupid enough to pose for the picture. Gotta love the Twinmassproducer.   AsstasticMore Posts – [...]

Ok so you know that we wrote an article about the best April Fools day prank earlier? Well I was checking things out on the net and came across this beauty… Apparantly David and Victoria Beckham, who are expecting their fourth child, have been asked by their son Romeo to let him have a stab [...]

So it’s THAT day again. Everyone plays a prank we all laugh ha ha ha and then we move on. The best prank I’ve come across so far is being Bieberised! Some poor sod got his office Justin Biebered. Shame… AsstasticMore Posts – Website

So I wrote an article earlier on Stephen Hawking and Albert Einstein in their own rap off and I mentioned how cool it would be if all historic figures had their own little rap off. Well, here’s another one. You’ll remember my Post about the Death Star Canteen and Joe social’s article on the house [...]

You read that right. The owner of a house in Swansea in Wales has a unique problem. His house looks like Adolf Hitler. The owner loaded the picture of his semi-detached house onto twitter for some reason and then the Internet worked its magic. It’s gone viral all over the Internet and now it’s on [...]