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Joe SocialI’m writing this cos I have a lot to say and sometimes I can’t sleep unless I write it. Then its gone from my head. I am a blogger, and a property dude. I “entrepreneur” the shit out of things. I run on tequila and good food.More Posts – Website

SA Prison Warden Too Drunk To Even Stand Up – Video

Video footage taken last year of a prison warder too drunk to even stand up at work has gone viral. This after it came to light that the warder in question, only known as Pitso, would not be disciplined for his disgraceful behaviour. The Department had this to say: It is really unfortunate and extremely […]

Twinmassproducer – Parking Attendant Of The Year

New Member Of PLAP

Our funny man friend, The Twinmassproducer, and I have been, for weeks now keeping our eye on a BMW X3 parked in and around our complex. Not because it’s a cool car but because this person is quite obviously part of the PLAP club. This woman parks over two parking bays without fail every single […]

Nandos Takes A Dig At The Access To Information Bill

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How To Make An Online Dating Video

Remember I posted that Video about the dating video with the cat lover? I found another one. I’m not sure If I should laugh or cry but I’ll give this guy 10 out of 10 for trying…   AsstasticMore Posts – Website

Nandos Tunes Julius

Sweet, I think I’ll have Nandos just for this! Joe SocialI’m writing this cos I have a lot to say and sometimes I can’t sleep unless I write it. Then its gone from my head. I am a blogger, and a property dude. I “entrepreneur” the shit out of things. I run on tequila and […]

Bryce Lawrence Prank Call – Hilarious

Enjoy!! Joe SocialI’m writing this cos I have a lot to say and sometimes I can’t sleep unless I write it. Then its gone from my head. I am a blogger, and a property dude. I “entrepreneur” the shit out of things. I run on tequila and good food.More Posts – Website

Hitler Reacts To The Springboks Being Knocked Out Of The World Cup

This was bound to happen… a little bit not safe for work… Joe SocialI’m writing this cos I have a lot to say and sometimes I can’t sleep unless I write it. Then its gone from my head. I am a blogger, and a property dude. I “entrepreneur” the shit out of things. I run […]

Hilarious Afrikaans Haka – NSFW

This one definitely ain’t safe for work people! I came across was sent this Afrikaans version of the Haka by one of the Biltong Boys, Nino, with decidedly sexual undertones that definitely rates as one of the best mock Hakas Ive seen out there. Hilarious. Joe SocialI’m writing this cos I have a lot to […]

Lady Gaga Our Friday Fail

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Riaan Cruywagen is in a Jacuzzi Yo

Thats right, and it’s in aid of promoting the latest Loeries, nice one Riaan. Joe SocialI’m writing this cos I have a lot to say and sometimes I can’t sleep unless I write it. Then its gone from my head. I am a blogger, and a property dude. I “entrepreneur” the shit out of things. […]

Once Upon a Time – The Haka Was a Joke

Seriously! It’s world cup time and seeing as everything is all about New Zealand etc. I thought this was a gem. There was a time when the Haka was just a bunch of white okes who can’t dance looking like a bunch of dicks. Check it out. Joe SocialI’m writing this cos I have a […]

Nando’s Take A Dig At Ard Matthews

So we all know about Ard Matthews and his two word fuck up. Well Nando’s knows about it too… AsstasticMore Posts – Website

Eddie Izzard And The Star Wars Trilogy

I’m a big fan of Eddie Izzard. That man is a legend and he makes me laugh ’till my sides get sore. All over socialyz you will find articles and video clips that have something to do with Eddie Izzard. That oke is fucken main!! So I know this is old but it’s still funny… […]

The Date That Wasn’t Actually A Date

This video ended up in my inbox and I just have to share this with you and even the nerd leaning over your shoulder. It’s almost as good as my article on Lord Von Vader Ham and The Death Star Canteen. I have 2 new favourite words – Dick pillows. NSFW!   < AsstasticMore Posts […]

Shem Davies Is A Grandfather

Modern Family?

Which makes him quite famous or infamous in the UK depending on how you look at things. Why? Well, Shem has just achieved the notable “accolade” of being named Britains youngest grandfather – aged just 29! Yup, Shem’s family are taking the UK’s teen-pregnancy vibe to a whole new level. To give you the abridged […]

Move Over Planking Enthusiasts, Owling Is The New Craze

So you might have heard of planking right? It’s the ‘artform’ of laying down on everyday household objuects and the like, taking a picture of your endeavour and then showing everyone how good you are at it. Not in on the craze yet? Well you might be too late, cos Owling is here and it’s […]

We Should Be Buying These Shoes – End Of Story

Have you heard of K- Swiss? Well me neither. But after this little gem of an advert featuring Danny McBride, I think we all need to reconsider. Brilliant. NSFW… if you live in the 1800’s Joe SocialI’m writing this cos I have a lot to say and sometimes I can’t sleep unless I write it. […]

The Raving Viking

This oke is Socialyz’s new hero. I’d like to thank The Twinmassproducer for sending me this. Apparently this Viking just dances in the street and what’s more,  he has a whole string of followers…       AsstasticMore Posts – Website

US Woman Assaults Police Officer With Breast Milk

Only in America! This just in… Toni Tramel from Kentucky has been charged with third degree assault for whipping out her breast and squirting breast milk into the face of a police officer. “Daviss County sheriff’s deputies said that Ms Tramel, 31, was arrested on a misdemeanour count of public intoxication but later in custody […]

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