Clifton Shipwreck Advert on Gumtree

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My mate Craig sent me this. Spotted on Gumtree. Set sail for warmer seas with this prime luxury construction a stones throw from Clifton 1st Beach. Enjoy panoramic views of the Atlantic vista on its 50sqm deck which provides an entertainment area of international standards. You will be the envy of the neighborhood with the […]

Muslim Parrot Sold For Tik Money

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Allie the African Grey parrot’s owner believes the clever bird was sold for tik by his friend. Scott Crighton, 45, says when he and his family lost their home, he entrusted his polly to his former friend. The Mitchell’s Plain father says Allie was the only pet his two sons had and he asked his […]

Awesome People Are Awesome

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You might have seen our friday fail clips but for a change im going to post some successful stunts, no fails will be seen in this clip only epic WINS! Enjoy. Iron ManThey call me Iron Man! You can figure that out for yourself. It has nothing to do with my ridiculous t shirt. Promise. […]

Friday Fail, The Best Day Of The Week

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Has this long week made you feel down? Well turn that frown upside down people and watch this collection of epic fails. Enjoy! There’s nothing like some pure stupidity to brighten up your day. Iron ManThey call me Iron Man! You can figure that out for yourself. It has nothing to do with my ridiculous […]

It’s Too Heavy – An Oscar Winning Kids Tantrum Performance – Video

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This is fantastic! I just got sent this link by Erik, the father of our budding actress in this clip. The man is supremely patient! It’s amazing what kids will go through to not do something! Joe SocialI’m writing this cos I have a lot to say and sometimes I can’t sleep unless I write […]

FHM Models Racist Tweet Causes Uproar

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Just earlier today I posted about Ashton Kutcher getting stick for doing nothing wrong basically. Well now there is another racism row going on. A 20 year-old FHM model has sparked outrage on Twitter after using the ‘K’ word in a tweet. 2011 FHM Models Competition winner Jessica Leandra (@JessicaLeandra) posted a tweet in which […]

It’s Friday Fail Everybody, Gather ‘Round

This bunch of clips is probably the funniest I have seen, this seriously put a smile on my face. Enjoy. Iron ManThey call me Iron Man! You can figure that out for yourself. It has nothing to do with my ridiculous t shirt. Promise. I use fire and shit to makethings happen. I like absurdity […]

Grannies Review The Kardashian Sex Tape – Video

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This is hilarious.

Marmite – the Mascot

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“The term mascot – defined as a term for any person, animal, or object thought to bring luck” And we finally have one here on Socialyz. We’d like the world to meet Marmite. He likes cuddling, meowing and generally destroying anything in his path. We sometimes call him Marco or Mango if he makes us […]

Time To End Your Week On A Funny Note – Here Are Your Friday Fails

Again, the amount of stupid people out there brings tears to my eyes. Enjoy 😀 Iron ManThey call me Iron Man! You can figure that out for yourself. It has nothing to do with my ridiculous t shirt. Promise. I use fire and shit to makethings happen. I like absurdity splashed with a bit of […]

DSTV Penis Fine

DSTV Shows So Much More DStv is in trouble after the Broadcasting Complaints Commission of South Africa (BCCSA) fined pay TV operator MultiChoice R10 000 for showing a man’s penis and full frontal male nudity during a game show rated PG13. On game show Banzai, broadcast on Sony Max channel 126, viewers had to guess […]

Hands Off My Handbag

Joe SocialI’m writing this cos I have a lot to say and sometimes I can’t sleep unless I write it. Then its gone from my head. I am a blogger, and a property dude. I “entrepreneur” the shit out of things. I run on tequila and good food.More Posts – Website

The Hangover Movie In Real Life

In acaseof life imitating art, justlike in the movie The Hangover, three allegedly inebriated friends broke into Sea World Australia on Saturday evening. Once inside, they swam with dolphins and stole a penguin named Dirk. They also uploaded photos and videos of the caper to Facebook. The friends panicked after they woke up and found […]

AXE Congratulates Zuma On His Nuptials

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Axe have this clever image floating around on Facebook. “As we always say – Spray More, Get More. Congratulations on your 6th wedding Mr President.” Joe SocialI’m writing this cos I have a lot to say and sometimes I can’t sleep unless I write it. Then its gone from my head. I am a blogger, […]

It Is That Time Of The Week Everyone – Friday Fails

This is such a funny clip, I still can’t get over the stupid things people do sometimes. Enjoy! Iron ManThey call me Iron Man! You can figure that out for yourself. It has nothing to do with my ridiculous t shirt. Promise. I use fire and shit to makethings happen. I like absurdity splashed with […]

Its Friday Here Are Your Friday Fails

Some of the best fails over the years, Enjoy. Joe SocialI’m writing this cos I have a lot to say and sometimes I can’t sleep unless I write it. Then its gone from my head. I am a blogger, and a property dude. I “entrepreneur” the shit out of things. I run on tequila and […]

The Best Of Bike Fails

Iron ManThey call me Iron Man! You can figure that out for yourself. It has nothing to do with my ridiculous t shirt. Promise. I use fire and shit to makethings happen. I like absurdity splashed with a bit of order in mylife. I love the Bulls.More Posts – Website

They Dont Make Gymnasts Like They Used To

I know it’s not Friday yet but since this Friday is a public holiday, I thought I would get this one in early… Joe SocialI’m writing this cos I have a lot to say and sometimes I can’t sleep unless I write it. Then its gone from my head. I am a blogger, and a […]

In Honour Of The Julius Malema Verdict

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Today is the big day for Julius Malema and in honour of the big occassion, we have this little pearler (geddit?) sent in to us by Paul Bruins. Courtesy of Paul. Joe SocialI’m writing this cos I have a lot to say and sometimes I can’t sleep unless I write it. Then its gone from […]

Jeb Corliss Hitting Table Mountain – Point Of View Video

Remember a few weeks ago I posted the video of Jeb Corliss klapping it on Table Mountain? Well here is the sequence of events taken from his point of view… Joe SocialI’m writing this cos I have a lot to say and sometimes I can’t sleep unless I write it. Then its gone from my […]

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