So here is my weekly fan mail followed by my reply to this strange man from, I can only assume,some small town in America.

Why? Well, Shem has just achieved the notable “accolade” of being named Britains youngest grandfather – aged just 29!

Yup, Shem’s family are taking the UK’s teen-pregnancy vibe to a whole new level. To give you the abridged version of events, Shem Davies became a father to young Tia at aged 14. Not to be outdone of course, Tia has herself given birth to a little girl, Ava one week shy of her 15th birthday, making Shem the UK’s youngest grandad!

Amongst other things, Oupa Shem – who is jobless – was quoted as saying the following, “”One minute Tia’s a baby, the next she’s pregnant. I could have yelled at her, but what’s the point?”.

He went on to say, “I always lectured her on contraception…….”.

Really Shem? Did you really?

It’s really shameful that the UK has created a system of benefits that actually encourages this sort of tragic occurrence. It’s one thing to have a teen fall pregnant where the mother and baby can benefit from the assistance of a working grandparent, but it’s not a very encouraging start when the only options are a jobless 29 year old grandfather or state benefits. It’s almost a given that the benefits route will lead to further children in an attempt to secure more benefits, so that you never miss a weeks fags or lotto tickets.

And thus the cycle continues.

Modern Family?

Who would have thought Hobbits and humans could successfully reproduce?

Well, the news doing the rounds on the interwebbings is that Mickey Blue Eyes has been suspended indefinitely from the Welsh Rugby team after an early morning altercation outside a McDonalds in Cardiff. There’s no mention of what caused Phillips to go off, but I’d like to think it was because somebody at that McDonalds “restaurant” mentioned his pearlescent peepers, thereby sending him into a burger-induced rage. Ok, it was probably nothing like that, but no matter the reason, the result is that the whole word can enjoy the pictures of what happened next.

My particular favourite is the last picture. Check how that dude munches merrily away on his burger as he watches it go down. Nothing is as exciting as McDonalds at 3am.

Bakkies, what have you done.

Speaking of Bakkies Botha. A massive congrats to the big man on his 100th Super Rugby cap when he runs out against the Sharks tomorrow at Loftus!

We thought it was kak funny of course, because we were already in a fit of giggles over this…

Yes I know you probably think we are crazy..but come on, I bet you think its just a little bit funny. Who knew a deer chewing on a piece of grass would be so hilarious?

” God wrote in His Holy Bible in 2 Peter Chapter 3 about this worldwide destruction by water in the days of Noah. In the same chapter He also warned that the time would come when Holy God would destroy the whole world by fire. Our entire universe would be forever destroyed. In between these two declarations of worldwide destruction that would come because of sin God made a very important statement. God declared in 2 Peter 3:8 “

I don’t like to make fun of these things because no one really knows what tomorrow will bring, but if this doesn’t happen I’ll be the first to ask the doomsday sayers what their explanation is. So if this happens tomorrow and we all dissapear in a ploom of smoke what would you be doing? Me? I’m not sure, I’m just glad I got to celebrate my 26th Birthday with the people I love.

You can read more about the end of the world 21/05/2011 here

An accused drug-trafficker was nabbed by police in Brazil’s southern state of Santa Catarina after they confirmed his identity through the betrayal of a rare birth defect: six fingers on each hand.

“We had indications that it was him, but because he presented his brother’s papers as identification we had no proof,” police commissioner Enio de Oliveira Matos told Globo’s news website G1.

via iafrica.com | news | quirky & bizarre | Crook burns (12) fingers.

Well I was checking things out on the net and came across this beauty…

Apparantly David and Victoria Beckham, who are expecting their fourth child, have been asked by their son Romeo to let him have a stab at naming the child that has been confirmed as a girl.

His choice? Justine Bieber Beckham.

Ok then!

More here.

Must be the Friday blues…

Not only is it a steaming heap of shit in the lyrics department, it showcases the utterly inane existence of one whose largest dilemma seems to be which seat to take in the car on the way to school.

Lyrics like these make the Des’ree song ‘Life’ seem Shakespearean.

Named ‘The worst pop song of all time’ this ditty has become a global sensation, catapulting its 13 year-old performer to stardom.

Rebecca Black’s ‘Friday’ is monotonous, repetitive and boring. It’s also gone viral. The song has received in excess of 10 million views on YouTube.

Thanks to Gillette, all men can now see how to shave their balls.

Thanks guys, just what I needed to know this week. I love how they say now go out and have fun…. umm like how?

Sidle up to a chick and say… hey I just shaved my balls wanna see? haha what next!

Johnny's new mechanic did a KAK job on his window tints...

Its just fucking stupid, you could probably get a new window for the same price as this shit he used here.