Dog Rescued From Sea Three Weeks After Tsunami

In what can only be described as an incredible piece of furtune for this lucky dog, it was spotted on a floating island of debris three weeks after the devastating Japanese Tsunami. It not only survived the Tsunami but also the three weeks on it’s makeshift island, most probably surviving on pools of rain water […]

Stephen Hawking Vs Einstein – The Rap Off

A while back I wrote about Richard Dawkins’ rap, Beware The Believers which was a lot like the The Universe Remix Video but I’ve come across some side splitting stuff. Imagine having  hisotric figures in rap offs  to see who is mainer. Sharing is caring so here goes.   AsstasticMore Posts – Website

How The Hell Did He Do That?

In the ‘oh my fuck how did he do that’ category, I found this video clip of an oke doing the worlds first ‘Special Flip’. When I watched it my first thoughts were… oh my fuck how did he did that? Some of us sit sedately behind computers for a living, this oke practises this […]

Cape Town Online Radio Station Hits The Airwaves

Today is a great day. No I’m not talking about April Fools day here people. Today my mate Adrian Larger and the team over at Zone Radio have launched Cape Towns newest online radio station. I’ve been listening all morning and its fantastic. Go check it out at

Online Radio About To Get Larger

It’s no secret that anything online is the way to go especially in South Africa where our dinosaur public broadcaster is more concerned with the revolving door it’s board has become than actually making sure that the listeners or viewers get anything decent to listen to or watch. That’s why it’s so refreshing that online […]

The Parlotones Vino In 3D

Last night I stayed up late so I could listen to The parlotones live on air on some American radio station.  As you  probably know they are currently touring America and I am the biggest fan ever!  You’ll remember I did several articles on them and I was also first to buy tickets for their […]

Death By Tray

My bestest best vino buddy and I were sipping some wine, trying very hard to look through the telescope (that doesn’t want to fucking work) and then Mahpicki showed me this really cool video.( Mahpicki is the Mahpukis’ side-kicky ) This is not safe for work, the first word they use is fuck. So please […]

Nice Bakkie Yo!

The weather is slowly getting worse here on the best side of the planet, so we need to find things to amuse ourselves that don’t involve full moon hikes and awesome beach weather days. I was driving along the other day and I came across this little beaut. Not content with being one of the […]

The Salvatore Diaries

We all know about Vampire Diaries and the infamous Salvatore Brothers.  The pilot episode 0f Vampire Diaries  attracted the largest audience of any series premiere since the network began in 2006. It’s your average vampire story: Girl falls for 162 year old vampire. Stephan ( Paul Wesley) is the nice one and his brother Damon […]

Jason Derulo Knows What Women Want

He’s got the moves, he’s got the looks and he certainly is very sauve.  Every girls dreams seems to be the lyrics of all his songs. I’m not sure who writes his songs, possibly could be a sister or a something but all I know is, If any man wanted me the way he wants […]

The Sky Is The Limit

Meet Eddie Morra ( Bradley Cooper) , a writer who is basically heading downhill fast untill he gets a second chance. As humans we only acces a small percentage of the information in our brain right? Well it’s Eddie’s lucky day, thanks to the miracle of pharmaceuticals he gets the chance to access ALL of […]

The Castle Lager Effect

The Kak Praat Effect

Most people are good at this and don’t need alcohol to reach this state, but once you’ve had a few beers you just can’t help youself can you? AsstasticMore Posts – Website

Playboy Is Back

Yes Boys, Playboy South Africa is back. I can almost see the excitement in your..err…eyes.The here AsstasticMore Posts – Website

Koeberg Sits Right On A Fault Line

Koeberg Nuclear  Power Station

Yes that’s right folks. After all the mayhem caused by the Tsunami and earthquake in Japan, it’s horribly disconcerting to find out that Koeberg Nuclear power station sits just 8 kilometres away from the Milnerton fault line which is off the coast out to sea. Now the Japanes are a very organised bunch, so I […]

Battle Los Angeles – Cellphone Interruptus

You’ll remember Joe Social writing an article on Battle Los Angeles recently so last night  he took me to go see the movie. Not a  romantic movie but It was a good movie, slight let down,  but good nonetheless.  It pretty much kicked ass; big ass alien ass! The vibe was good, the acting was […]

The Drop Knee Handshake In Public

It’s no secret I always read here. Joe SocialI’m writing this cos I have a lot to say and sometimes I can’t sleep unless I write it. Then its gone from my head. I am a blogger, and a property dude. I “entrepreneur” the shit out of things. I run on tequila and good food.More […]

Poes Rentals

Poes Rentals

No folks, I am not swearing. This is a company’s NAME. They’re called Poes Rentals. They have ALMOST anything. For all your machinery needs call a poes today… They have since expanded and their back door outlet is now issueing Propane gas AsstasticMore Posts – Website

Red Bull F1 Showcar In Blouberg This Month

This will NOT be seen alongside the Seli 1 Wreck this weekend. Shame.

The Red Bull F1 Running Showcar takes Formula One to the streets and stops traffic all over the world. This month it will be in my own neighbourhood passing by my own

K.O.T.M.R.T On Tsunami Watch

So you probably read about the Knights Of The Missing Round Table and how their second home is at

Knights Of The Missing Round Table

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