Megan Fox Has the Same Taste In Women As Me

I'm sorry Brian, I'm just not feeling it anymore, it's not you it's me...

Damn I have Competition. Look, it’s fairly obvious who is the hottest woman on the planet right now. Not only can she braai chicken, drink beer and wake up looking like a million bucks, but Megan Fox (well chosen surname there I might add) is also now single. Sorry for you Brian Austin Green. I […]

Leonardo Dicaprio Totally Loses The Plot

Oh my goodness get out my best suit Bar Rafaeli is back on the block. Geezus where were my advance warnings systems? Why am I only hearing about his NOW? How much valuable time have I lost? Damn in triplicate! There is something about this girl that is just beyond comparison. People often ask me […]

Maggie Grace Works The Beach Like A Flippen Pro

Awww cute man. Life's a beach

So back now by popular demand, and a bit of request action from my mate Alexis, here is a bit of dirt on some skirt. Most of you know the TV series Lost right? Well you might have thought I was watching it for the storyline, but…. a certain gorgeous young lady wasn’t lost on […]

Marisa Tomei Pulls a Benjamin Button

44 and still looking oh so good

Just in case you were wondering, like I was, whether Marisa Tomei is real, the answer is…. maybe. I was watching ‘Only You’ on telly this morning, and being a big Marisa Tomei fan, I did a bit of a look around to get some pics and info about her to post. All I can […]

Megan Fox Wakes Up Perfectly

I tried to post this video last week but it kept getting deleted. Maybe this time will be different. Because you made it through Monday unscathed, you deserve this. Some people reckon she is flipping burgers, I think it’s chicken. As I said here. You can also see that she has the Dimples Of Joy. […]

Jessica Biel And The Back Dimples Of Joy

Calm down please, thank you

If your’e anything like me, and I KNOW you are, you like back dimples. I recently found out that this wonderful phenomenon is called the Dimples Of Venus. I have to say that again, the Dimples Of Venus. This Venus musta been quite the babe. Anyway after learning all about it on the most informative […]

The Dimples Of Venus In The Rain

and Venus was her name.

My good God. I’m a bit late on this episode this week. I had a fat party at

Jizz In My Pants Response – Puke In My Mouth Girls Get Nasty

A few weeks ago I carried a story about Andy Samberg’s The Lonely Island video hit “Jizz in my pants” [my article is here] featuring Justin Timberlake and the delectable Molly Sims. Well guess what? The parody has been parodied. This time it’s all in aid on

IPL Cricket And The Cheerleader Of Joy

Well Spank me with a Wicket

I’ve been follwing the IPL cricket series lately, but the form of the team I support has waned somewhat lately. I always support any team Herschelle Gibbs plays in. So since the Deccan Chargers started to lose a few matches I had to focus my attention elsewhere. Lucky for me theres plenty of action on […]

The Weather Vibe – Cape Town Style

Yay it’s Thursday. I had to wade through a bunch of IT related issues this morning and man was it irritating me!! You see all Im really wanted to do was head on over to www.2oceansvibe.tv, my new favourite TV channel, sans licence et al. (That means you dont need an annoying licence to watch […]

Megan Fox Braais Chicken

Yep thats right. I have just seen the new Esquire Mag promo clip for the Interview with the gorgeous Megan Fox. In the clip she wakes up, drinks beer, braais chicken (men HATE braaiing chicken) eat with her hands (not a salad leaf in sight) She then dresses up to go out or something. Not […]

South African Beauties

Yes please!!

Today is a big day for me. I found this

Gibson Shows Off His Starlet

Mel Gibson made his first public appearance with his new girlfriend on Tuesday night two weeks after his wife filed for divorce. Mel has been working it over with Russian pop star Oksana Pochepa. The two of them attended the Los Angeles industry screening for X-Men Origins: Wolverine at Hollywood’s Grauman’s Chinese Theatre. X-men Origins: […]

Models Still As Thick As Two Short Planks

You’d swear there wasn’t stuff like Swine Flu going on right now. Ok this is a little older, but his news report about some pandemonium at a New York Casting for America’s Next Top Model didn’t do too much to change the widely held view that models are dumb. Sounds to me like they all […]

Now That’s What I’m Talking About – Genevieve Morton

Gen was begging to be let in

I was watching the Weather Girls the other day on

Susan Boyle gets a Makeover

[ad#468×60] Ok this is the LAST Susan Boyle post I’m going to make but I had to post this as its got a nice little cameo by Amanda Holden. Amanda is looking hot as usual. Susan aint doing too badly now she has had her makeover and now looks like this… Only kidding, thats the […]

Weather Report Cape Town Style

I absolutely love this. I’ll never look for the weather anywhere else again, Seth has hit onto a winner here this week with the absolutely stunning

Lohan switches back to men – gets batted.

My fave News Source, News24 is carrying this article about Lindsay Lohan being back into chasing men.

Scarlett Johansson look-alike propositions totally innocent dude unexpectedly

foxy little scammer biatch

I get a lot of junk mail. Most of it is from complete strangers offering me help with my sex life and showing a disturbing amount of concern about the size of my dick, which makes me feel a little uncomfortable. Does ANYONE actually buy from these guys? What on earth is going on in […]

Susan Boyle the youtube sensation, featuring Amanda Holden.

Looking just peachy Ms Holden

So everyone is talking about Susan Boyle, the latest super talent voice on Britains got talent. I have to admit she sings really well and I got a gooseflesh moment when she started. It was total justice to see how shocked everyone was to see how awesome she is. Respect Susan! Check it out. Total […]

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