Foo Fighters Do Falling Down

I’m a big Foo Fighters fan. Dave Grohl in particular just gives that vibe that it’s all about the rock. Driving guitars, heart-pounding drums and growling lyrics tempered with some amazing melodies and a massive dose of stage presence make them one of the bands that appear on my “must see live” list before I […]

Shem Davies Is A Grandfather

Modern Family?

Which makes him quite famous or infamous in the UK depending on how you look at things. Why? Well, Shem has just achieved the notable “accolade” of being named Britains youngest grandfather – aged just 29! Yup, Shem’s family are taking the UK’s teen-pregnancy vibe to a whole new level. To give you the abridged […]

Athol Trollip Is A Very Naughty Boy

For those of you who don’t know, Athol Trollip is the leader of the opposition in the National Assembly and a very well respected member of the DA. He has quite a list of achievements to his name, however email ettiquette is obviously not amongst them as evidenced by his faux pas last week. It […]

Bakkies And Burgers – Mike Phillips Gets Our Friday Fail

Remember Mike Phillips? No? He’s the Welsh scrumhalf who represented the British & Irish Lions on their 2009 tour of South Africa. Although he’s more well-known in South African circles as the guy that caught Bakkies Botha’s attention at a ruck and led to the big man uttering the memorable “jees you’ve got beautiful blue […]

Zapiro Zaps Zuma – Again


Jonathan Shapiro – better know as Zapiro – has taken another massive dig at Jacob Zuma which may well see him getting slapped with another lawsuit by the president. You may recall the below cartoon that caused a massive stir in government a few years ago and led to JZ taking out a lawsuit against […]

Battle Of The Boardroom Sexes

Women’s Minister Lulu Xingwana proposed a new bill in parliament yesterday that would basically give the government the powers to “force” companies to appoint women to 50% of all top positions. You can read the article

Lady Gaga Is Breast Dressed At CFDA Awards


I’ll admit I know next to nothing about fashion and I can’t really stand Lady Gaga, so when I see that she got the prestigious Fashion Icon award at the Council of Fashion Designers of America Awards, I must say that my immediate reaction was WHAT? Then I saw what she wore. Some of you […]

Breakfast With The ANCYL – Only R50 000

Yup- if you have the money and the stomach for it, you too can join Julius Malema and Jacob Zuma and the ANC Youth League behind closed doors at their 24th National Congress. Packages start at R50,000 for 1 person – the “Anton Muziwakhe Lembede founders package” – and race right up to the very […]

Blake Lively Gets The Goss Going With Nude Iphone Pics


Famous people just aren’t the same as you and me. It’s understandable when they get upset with the papparazzi hounding them, taking photo’s of them in their worst or most embarrassing moments. Sometimes however they do things for which they only have themselves to blame. Like take naked pictures of yourself on your Iphone. Now […]

Is Animal Cruelty The New Sport In SA?

You may have read Joe Social’s post about the unfortunate vervet monkey that was burned for being a witch? Well it seems that not too many days can pass in South Africa without some cruel dimwit making up for his own cowardice by taking it out on an animal. As evidenced in Benoni, where a […]

Look At This Dog

It’s just how this dog rolls. TheFrenchConnectionMore Posts – Website

Playboy South Africa Cover Model Is Enlightened

Ok- not in the the traditional sense of the word. Playboy SA are copping a little flak over their June covergirl, Crystal Arnold who appears to have developed a severe case of MJS (Michael Jackson Syndrome) overnight. The cover shot is pretty normal for Playboy at first look – beautiful woman, seductive pose etc but […]

Somebody Has Some Explaining To Do

You may recall the piece that Asstastic posted on the end of the world. Well the good news for all of us is that she was right to be sceptical. After all, nobody really believed it did they?   Harold Camping spent month’s telling us that the end is nigh. Looks like it’s more a […]

The TwinMassProducer Is Feeling Sick

We care for our colleagues here at Socialyz. So we sent him a little E-card. Just to cheer him up. TMP – this one’s just for you. TheFrenchConnectionMore Posts – Website

Friday The 13th Has Socialyz Worried

TheFrenchConnection hates most Fridays

Do you suffer from Friggatriskaidekaphobia? Or fear of Friday the 13th as it’s more commonly known. I’m starting to think Joe Social and Asstastic do. Maybe it’s because today is Friday the 13th? Or perhaps it’s because TheFrenchConnection’s alias is Jason? And he had his 13th birthday on Friday the 13th. And he owns a […]

Pink Floyd To Release Digitally Remastered Albums

Legendary British prog-rock band, Pink Floyd, have announced they are undertaking the massive task of reissuing all 14 of their studio albums, as well as previously unreleased material in digitally remastered format on an individual basis and as a box set on 26 September. Drummer Nick Mason, said they have chosen to do it now […]

Toiletgate – Malema And Hofmeyer Can Learn From Dinosaurs

If you’re old enough, you may remember a show on M-Net in the early 90’s called, Dinosaurs. It didn’t last too long, due mainly to it not being very good, but like every sitcom (yes even those featuring large animatronic dinosaurs) there is the odd funny moment. One that always springs to mind was an […]

Comatose Cops Caught Sleeping On The Job

SAPS sleep clinics a great success

We all know that the long arm of the law works long hours. We understand the pressures of the job. And we sympathise when we read about our law enforcement personnel being killed or injured in the line of duty, but we can’t really let this lie (excuse the pun). Two of our boys in […]

Cape Town Adventurer Ray Chaplin To Conquer The World

You know how it feels when you go to the gym and have a 5km run? Maybe knocking out a few km’s on the exercise bikes and some time on the rowing machine? Tiring enough in a 1 hour gym session. You just want to get home and chill for a bit, feeling pretty good […]

Olives And Wine And Oil Wrestling – Just Another Awesome Weekend In The Cape


Saturday, 07th and Sunday 08th of May will see an estimated 12,000 people descend on the Riebeek’s Valley for the annual Olive Festival. This is an awesome festival taking place in and around Riebeek Kasteel and Riebeek Wes. The festival is the largest of its kind in Southern Africa and offers visitors an opportunity to […]

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